• horsefriend
    pinned

  • because i love horses i am basically mentally broken. i don’t know if i’ve ever loved a person as much as a random horse i pet over a fence on the side of the road. every day i don’t get to see a horse is gut wrenching. laugh out loud. sometimes i see a horse and i get literal chest pain. 

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  • fipindustries

  • if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place

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  • vampirejuno

  • People who interpret "character playlist" as "playlist of songs the character would listen to" as opposed to the good and honorable "playlist that represents the character" are so alien they're chasing me and my cat around the spaceship. That metaphor got away from me. Much like the cat

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  • demilypyro

  • Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for having a tongue

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  • sonny-kiddo

  • some notable catchphrases of 2013:

    1. bitch I might be
    2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
    3. swiggity swag
    4. the D
    5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
    6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
    7. AYYY LMAO
    8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
    9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
    10. And now, the weather
    11. at least 2 potato
    12. we’ve come full circle ! 
    13. life hack :
    14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
    15. so many
    16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
    17. mahogany 
    18. *sweats nervously*
    19. same. 
    20. spooper hot choclety milk
    21. #SHERLOCKLIVES
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