Guy who says “you know, the unabomber kind of had a point” but he just means that “eat your cake and have it too” is a more sensical idiom
Feeling like a sims 1 sim.
I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.
The greatest joy in my life rn is a book club I’m in.
Members include:
- my former colleague who I consider my “dad friend” (in his 60s)
- 3 of his kids from his first marriage + 2 of their spouses (early 20s to early 30s)
- his current wife (40s? 50s? Idek)
- A lady he hired at her first job decades ago + her spouse (40s?)
- Me + my spouse (early 30s)
Plus, because his current wife’s 8 year old child joined part of our last meeting to talk about some of the books they read and liked in the last year.
These people are legitimately my friends. All of them. We have a discord where we talk about books AND a group chat where we talk about everything else. We support each other and cheer each other on and share our hobbies and talk about books and I know that if I were in a bind they’d all leap to help me. We moved to a whole ass other state and they were like “omg this is so exciting for y’all!! We’ll FaceTime you into the meetings!”
if any minors are following me
always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year
love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.
Extreme apologizing. For when you’ve really pissed her off.
i just saw soemone on twitter try to use this image to dunk on someone else and i think its so fucking awesome
Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside
i'm going back to sleep
Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy