I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

its almost the season again

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

date of origin: December 22nd, 2014

im very dreamy, but only in the way that I usually make no sense and people forget me all the time

x

Comments on chocolate guy’s YouTube: omg this is amazing he’s so talented!

Comments on chocolate guy videos on tumblr: it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, babe wake up it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, ma come out it’s that fucking chocolate guy again

Dude he could make a functional chocolate teapot don’t ask how

Oh, okay

this is where the porch from detroit got taken to

That’s where you sit to feel some emotions

This is one of those random staircases in the woods

Prudies response is so calm and reasonable. I would have hunted him down for sport

And I am so proud of you!

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

gossiping

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

Orchid Mantis

Me starting over a daydream scene because I thought about it for too long

Prepare for bird puppet spamming! These puppets are used in rehabilitation and captive breeding programs to prevent human imprinting in young birds.

@is-the-owl-vid-cute

I can never go back to the pre-covid no mask way of living bc i woked in a shop through the pandemic and developed the most grotesque, exaggerated way of smiling to offset my angry eyebrows that is so obviously not my natural smile and if i do that without my mask its kinda evil looking but is necessary so old people dont tell me to cheer up

A bad artists rendition with + without the mask neutral ft The Grimace

Probably the worst sketch ive ever done but sue me im not doing a full drawing for this

It’s really awesome that there’s a type of videos online that’s just Eastern European guys finding evil holes in the woods.

Well, we didn’t know but now we know ‘nose’