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@immortal-florist

You can call me Zed or Zee! (he/she) |17| |Minor| |Please be respectful!|
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ahaha I'm still here ig

Hello! I'm immortal-florist, you can call me Zed, Zee or Quinn! My pronouns are he/she I appreciate either set ^^

I have a lot of ocs that I don't really talk about. I plan on doing that a lot more soon.

Anyway, INTERESTS:

  • ACRO TRIP I love acro trip
  • Genshin Impact
  • Yugioh
  • Magical girls in general low-key I haven't watched too many shows but I promise I'm working on it 😁
  • Dr Stone
  • Idolish7
  • Servamp
  • Enstars (kinda not so much anymore but I still really like era 1 stuff just not like. Anything from the last year)
  • I like playing minecraft
  • many assorted things you will regrettably find out about :)

Other things to mention would be I play cello and I love music theory!

I am kinda conflicted about online presence and such. So I may not be entirely active. But it's okay lmao we push onnnn

Thinking to myself "they can't possibly have written this entire 20 000 word fic exclusively in 4chan greentext format", like a fool.

Give us the fic

> be me > 22 year old baby trans in the Most Serene Republic of Greater Caliphornia, year of our lord 2069 > no talents or skills aside from a mastery of the Hissatsu Ougi > (my parents were transphobic ninjas)

Let the record reflect that you asked for this.

@lidsel replied:

I'm desperately curious about your daily internet navigation routine that takes you these places.

I mostly just look up what's being referenced when people blorbotag my shitposts.

>and I have to keep walking east because there’s a trail of dead bodies behind me >which is why I’m now in fuxking DENVER >and I’m legit out of estrogen >drowning my sorrows in some shithole bar >”what’s got you down stranger?” >look up >buff cowgirl milf is talking to me

I low-key love this? They're certainly making use of the format; the chaotic and comedic flow of events would feel lower quality and wordier in standard prose

I don't know how anyone has found this as the only ao3 tag it has is "original work." There's not even a rating or relationship type. The fic summary for anyone intrested is:

"in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest."

Give that roughly two thirds of the comments and kudos appear to post-date the creation of this thread, at least in this particular case the answer to "where do people find this stuff?" is apparently "right here".

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

everyone who uses it/its pronouns has the majesty of the mountains, of the sunrise and the sunset, of the ocean and the forest and everything in it. after all, we refer to all those things with it/its pronouns as well.

Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy 

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.” 

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celestialyearning

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

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moodyehudi

lol me too , lady

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

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wsherlockscottholmesblog

(( *smiles* the post is back))

Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.

One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.

Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”

FACT CHECK: Mostly false

In 2012 RFK Jr. claimed to have worm that ate part of his brain, then died. Experts agree that it is extremely unlikely that the worm did any “eating” of the brain and likely died due to natural course.

It’s suspected to be the larva of a pork tapeworm which can cause infection in various tissues including the brain. This larva and other similar parasites do not “eat” the brain.

Furthermore, I can’t find any evidence for the amount of fish he eats or anything to directly or credibly suggest he’s suffering from dangerous levels of mercury in his body.

Conclusion: While there is something very wrong with that man, this ain’t it.

Discussion: There are so SO many actually credible things to clown on this man for, let’s not resort to misinformation

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