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Barry: You know you're really pretty right? Breathtaking really. Ethereal, beautiful, handsome.
Len: So I've been told
Barry: *starts pouting* by who?
Len: by you...every five minutes for the last 5 hours 33 minutes.
for your eyes only
#young len#maybe this is how time spit him back out#coldflash (via @hurricanejane)
Obsessed with the concept of Len coming back from the Oculus somehow the same age or even YOUNGER than Barry now, haha, oh my god he would be *so* pissed.
#young len#with no memory of his life past the age he was spit out as#lets say 24 or 25#hes not interested in talking to any heroes after meeting older Mick and his band of losers#so barry tries a different approach#going undercover to try and sabotage young Len’s first job#only to have young Len start flirting will him the second Barry approaches#hes forward and confident#smirking devilishly when everything he does seems to stunt Barry’s brain and darken his blush#when he is still having trouble stringing a real sentence together Len says he has a commitment to attend to#and Barry panics as Len goes to walk away#grabbing onto his arm and rushing through a quick ‘we should get out of here’ thats probably more desperate then Barry was going for#but its works because Len knows he can rob a museum any day of the week#but finding a hot nerdy twink desperate to go home with him is too good of an opportunity to pass up#might even help to take his mind off the whole ‘you died and came back wrong’ thing he’s dealing with#if only he was that lucky (via @thatsnotmygunflash)
I love it every time a character called Michael Scofield pretty or pretty boy. I think more people should call Wentworth Miller characters pretty. I think Barry should call Leonard pretty.
Okay but coldflash au where Barry goes to prison (either framed or there undercover) and Leonard goes in after him because, oh my God, Barry's way too nice to be in prison and he's a CSI, he'll get eaten alive in there! Then Leonard gets in and finds Barry and... Barry's fine. I mean, it's still prison, still sucks, but he's doing fine. Great, even. His experience with the law as a CSI and being friends with a lawyer means he gets to help fellow inmates with legal advice, he's easy to get along with and his speed allows him to get away with a lot. (Even if he does have to be strategic about it cause this place definitely doesn't accommodate his diet.) This is when Leonard realizes that he's the one in trouble here. He's not only Leonard Snart but also Captain Cold, and has pissed off plenty of people as one or both. Cue a very exasperated Barry having to help Leonard survive while Leonard (stubbornly) insists that he's protecting Barry. (And, hey, he's not wrong. Who else can break into the kitchen to get Barry enough food to satisfy his speedster metabolism?)