reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
And he asked: “Forget what?”
a commission of a scene from this fic ! ^^
Leucistic Loon on a remote lake in British Columbia, Canada.
Photographer: Chris Whitty
@elodieunderglass for the leucism channel
I want to process this bird with some kind of beeping handheld scanner
This is a traditional sketch that needs to be colored in digitally
Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today
#mynothing
The Nothing has breached containment…
Whatever you do, dont think about the fact that robert kurvitz said that kim was designed to find harry funny. Dont think about how kim purposefully makes himself look as boring as possible to clutch onto any dignity from the other racist pigs sorry i mean cops and then he gets paired up with a new partner who just finds him the coolest person on the planet on the first night they have together. Dont think about how harry literally sees kim with a halo over his head every time he talks to him.
Also, never ever think about how harrys biggest trauma is being abandoned by the person he loved the most and then getting paired up with a person so loyal to his partner that no matter how bad of a person he is, no matter how many bad choices he made, he still gets on his knees in a panic, forgetting about the danger that could also get kim himself shot as well, to try to stop harry from bleeding out in the tribunal. Do not think about it. Do not think about it.
A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: “I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns.” I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.
Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns
Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like “I’m not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it.” Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.
I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.
Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won’t let you copy and paste:
I love “never kill yourself!!!” as a declaration about good news like. However it comes with the unshakeable curse of “not suitable for all group situations.”
Our favorite lunch spot near the office is coming back after it closed last year and never kill y–never k–neve–yay 🙂🎉 yay fellow coworkers 🙂🎉yay my fellow coworkers I work with 🙂🎉yay Teams chat
please stop writing “viscous” when you mean “vicious”, it produces the weirdest mental images ever
“a viscous murder” yeah i don’t want to know what that could look like
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
Official Post of Massachusetts
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
everyone quit reblogging with “investing” and “making this blow up”. that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain
“ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic”
That’s the kink
“they can barely/can’t control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??”
That’s the kink
“why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?”
Grisps your shoulders so firmly
Buddy you’re not gonna believe this
How big are your hands compared to the size of their shoulders, asking for a friend
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:
motherfucker-somewhat-limited:
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i’m hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up “snorkin’ it”. and by “it” haha, well. let’s just say. mimimi

























