an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

It burns my biscuits whenever I hear someone say that a person or group "doesn't contribute to society." Society is comprised of people. Those people are society. Society exists for and because of the people in it. It's like when I'm bicycling in the city and some schmuck leans out the window of his lifted pickup and yells at me for "blocking traffic." Bitch, I am traffic.

the damage has been done (overshared)

if tumblr university was real id be doing some Whiplash type of shit to a bunch of 19yo bloggers

DEATH + REBIRTH

An important PSA to remember!

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Anyway Discord is running a survey on future AI integration. Bring the heat.

we bombed the survey so hard that discord took it down

LMAOOOOO

look if you’re gonna shove ai slop into everything at least stand by that instead of doing this

my humor 2016

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

cosmo wanda I wish for every eletronic device in america to play "ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20" at max volume

the text scammers are resorting to victorian letter type tactics

they better add a guillotine in the sims 4 royalty expansion

and a Class Conscious trait

Slim thique with my shitass Saturday