sometimes when following a crochet pattern from the internet, you will want to grab the pattern author by the throat and choke slam them into the concrete; it is imperative that you do so with as much force as you can physically muster, in order to effectively teach them that their pattern was shit.

gerard way bald spot

also lol my top surgeon said my ribcage might be deformed from years of binding whoopsie

house md au where everything's the same but house has to get his vicodin out of a blister pack every time.

what are rhett and link DOING

all vaginas are different btw. those "neat and tidy" vagina drawings you see in textbooks are not meant to represent an actual vagina. vaginas you see in porn are very rarely completely natural. your "weird" pussy is normal i promise.

my optimism may be misplaced here but i really hope he means a fat hairy gay man is waiting outside their cabin to fuck the life out of dr twink head of oncology

the skeletussy

beating my meat loud as hell in this arctic research base hope nothing bad happens