I need a nap

infinitegenderlessmess:

my top surgeon said I should listen to my gut but I’ve decided to listen to yous instead. should I keep my nipples?

nipples

no nipples

just one nipple (tag left or right)

See Results

So I ignored the poll decision

ALT

pointnclick:

sandmandaddy69:

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt’s upside down

(via shrimple-as-that)

lakevida:

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

(via wholesomeabelha)

lamignonette:

(via shinyhappygoth)

aroaceofthesea:

“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right

(via kamilicni-caj)

nolanfa-clayworks:

this one is rough on the front, so that it has three different textures: glaze, smooth clay, and rough clay.

(via orbworb)

orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

krippe90:

orpheuslament:

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

(via kamilicni-caj)

2ultramarine2:

Some embroidery I did on a linen project.

I am really proud of it, now you have to look at it 👍

(via shinyhappygoth)

greykolla-art:

Some things you can only ask your mentally ill friends about later in life.😅

(via shinyhappygoth)

beardedmrbean:

(via shrimple-as-that)

e-102:

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

(via theasianinfluence)

pangur-and-grim:

this is how I keep him active in the winter

loveridden1999:

(via theasianinfluence)

audiobyte-moved:

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

(via theasianinfluence)

jame7t:

Fuck, we’re surrounded.. take the pirate pill. I know I said I packed us cyanide pills but the pirate pills are way better they’re gonna turn us into swashbuckling pirates & that’s how we’re gonna get outta this one

(via theasianinfluence)