Fishes looked lonely, so i moved them to the same sheet and gave them some new friends 🐟
Designs are open, dm if interested!
the military recruiters in public schools were like “don’t you want to join the military, you dumb, broke sack of shit? you might even get to go to college if you make it through basic training without massive brain damage and PTSD from being assaulted by your colleagues. maybe you’ll change your mind. we’ll just sit here offering free water bottles if you sign up to be harassed by us.”
“wouldn’t you inbred rednecks like to see Korea? wouldn’t that be cool? since you’re never leaving the county you were born in otherwise”
I’m partially convinced the military picks its most annoying employees to go be recruiters at high schools so they don’t have to deal with them.
American HS student: Man, I'd kill to go to college....
Recruiters: ✨️👀👀👀✨️
great thing. in the middle of the picture just as it deserves due to it's importance. beautiful. however the longer I look at it the longer I feel like it's eyes are following mine regardless of from what position I look at my phone. is your cat a spirit of sorts.
She’ll overt her gaze, if it makes you more comfortable…
cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
fantasy world where "magic is dangerous, deadly in untrained hands!" and then it turns out it's cuz of how easy it is to accidentally give yourself radiation poisoning