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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
itsjustascratch
roughentumble

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

roughentumble

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literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

sarnakhwritesthings

It's only safe for humans to donate a full unit of blood every eight weeks (and even if they only manage to get a partial out of you, they still recommend you wait 2 months), so our hypothetical count would need to have 56 healthy, non-anemic humans in his pool, presuming he needs a full 500 mL of blood each feeding, and he needs to feed once per day.

Obviously, a vampire family will need a larger community to care for, scaling linearly with the number of adult members of the family, assuming the above blood intake.

This still lets a vampire build a healthy relationship with his herd, presuming that he has Traditional Human Dinner with his donor before feeding, or some other social bonding ritual, on a rotating basis.

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stardew valley type farming sim but ur the vampire keeping your town safe/cared for....
pasteldice
pasteldice

WE HAVE CANONICAL SHADOWGAST CATS!!!! I REPEAT, WE HAVE CANONICAL SHADOWGAST CATS

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dream home... this will be my mind palace now. oh to be a gay wizard living with my lover in a loving home with our cats and having made it through the worst parts of our lives. and now getting to relish in simple pleasures like having a vegetable garden. augh. shadowgast i envy these two severely. cr2 caleb widogast essek thelyss
chalkbird
chalkbird

caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he has a german accent. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.

cr2 the mighty nein caleb widogast i love him. hes so fucked up. he sucks and also hes trying to be better (sometimes)