idc about '&' and '/' in ao3 tags. I want a '?' for wildcard. they're in a relationship. i won't tell you what kind

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

have come to realize I like fake dating/marriage plots primarily as an excuse to write PvP improv

my deepest darkest programming conviction is that if you keep digging and keep digging and keep digging you can understand the entire system from bottom to top. and in the moment of your enlightenment all things become easy to you. and that the creation of seven such people is necessary to complete the great work, which is more important than "accomplishing tasks" or "writing software"

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

• As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die
• Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)
• Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force
• The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)
• Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)
• Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off
• The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

no no, i get it. i can see why you're confused- I want the CANON to be completely platonic, fucked-up exploration of intimacy that transcends human sexuality but never includes human sexuality.

I want to be the pervert that makes them fuck.

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword