ir0npvrkertony: i love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch#source: twitter#tony stark#iron man#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect tony stark#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeter: costumes are wasted on halloween. i wanna sit down for christmas dinner dressed like a giant bug#source: tumblr#(he definitely dresses up as a spider for halloween argue with the wall)#peter parker#spiderman#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeter: i have a complicated relationship with zombies. they’re dangerous, but i love their swagger#source: tumblr#thats what that one what if episode was about right?#peter parker#spiderman#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerwade: you’re so mean >:clogan: if you weren’t so fucking stupid, i wouldn’t have to be so fucking mean. change starts with youwade:logan: i’m sorry#source: tumblr#they are in love clearly#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadpool#logan howlett#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkersteve: fine, i’m afraid of clowns, there i said itsam: then why the fuck do you hang out with bucky so much#source: tumblr#steve rogers#sam wilson#captain america#bucky barnes#james bucky barnes#the winter soldier#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeter on his first avengers mission: what’s the signal when something goes wrong?tony: we yell “oh shit”peter:peter: yeah, that will work#source: tumblr#irondad and spiderson#irondad#peter parker#spiderman#tony stark#iron man#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkeryelena: i would take a bullet for mac & cheesekate: who the fuck would shoot a bowl of mac & cheese#source: tumblr#not a ship post#yelena is aroace <3#yelena belova#black widow#kate bishop#hawkeye#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerbucky: stop correcting mesam: stop being wrong#source: tumblr#soulmatism#sambucky#winterfalcon#james bucky barnes#the winter soldier#sam wilson#captain america#tfatws#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkertony: how long do you think it will take you to do this?peter: i don’t know, probably three or fourtony: …three or four what? days? weeks? months?peter: yeah, maybe fivetony: FIVE WHAT?#source: tumblr#me trying to ascertain when i will get something done#irondad and spiderson#irondad#tony stark#iron man#peter parker#spiderman#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeter: when you're trying to have a lit summer but only have three friendsned:ned: one friendned: i’m that one friend#source: tumblr#(pre petermj)#peter and ned#i love healthy male friendships <3#peter parker#spiderman#ned leeds#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpepper: has anyone ever told you they loved you?tony: does my father count?pepper: yeahtony: then no#source: tumblr#tony daddy issues stark#pepperony#pepper potts#iron man#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkervillain: is this the part where you tell me that if i hurt him you’ll kill me?bucky: no. sam is perfectly capable of killing you himself. but i’ll happily watch#source: tumblr#CANON!!#sambucky#james bucky barnes#the winter soldier#sam wilson#captain america#winterfalcon#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeter: here’s my award for the most rules brokenned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. starkpeter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!#source: tumblr#irondad#irondad and spiderson#peter parker#spiderman#ned leeds#peter and ned#tony stark#iron man#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkersteve: it would help if you two showed up looking like a loving, supportive teamsam: for how long?steve: ten minutes, topssam:bucky:bucky: can you get it down to five?#source: tumblr#they’re so in love#sambucky#samstevebucky#steve rogers#sam wilson#captain america#bucky barnes#the winter soldier#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeggy: wow, you’re so brave! you didn’t even hesitate to throw yourself into danger!steve: that's because i have no regard for my own personal safety. you can ask buckybucky: i have never been more stressed in my life#source: tumblr#stevebucky#peggy carter#steve rogers#captain america#bucky barnes#the winter soldier#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkerpeter: i made a marshmallow mr stark. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at marshmallow peter for annoying him. you like it?tony, choked-up: it’s fine#source: tumblr#irondad and spiderson#irondad#peter parker#spiderman#tony stark#iron man#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
ir0npvrkertony: i wanna sleep for 50 hoursrhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?tony:tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now#source: tumblr#he’s so me#(sleep deprived)#rhodeytony#tony stark#iron man#james rhodes#war machine#avengers#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect quotes
