the real reason that it took multiple years for Obi-Wan's ghost to direct Luke to Dagobah for further training with Yoda was that Yoda failed to actually tell Obi-Wan where he was planning to go into hiding when they parted at the end of RotS, so Obi-Wan had to spend about a year tracking Yoda down in the Force so he could ask, and then convince Yoda to actually tell him what planet he's on

this takes a while, because it turns out that Yoda is reluctant to admit that he doesn't actually know the name of the planet he's hiding on, because he let the Force guide him to a suitable place for his exile and didn't think to double check the coordinates he entered

once Obi-Wan gets over the impulse to tear out his ghostly hair, he resolves to just check the navigational computer in Yoda's ship to find the coordinates

unfortunately, Yoda admits that he sank the ship he arrived on in the swamp a month after he landed and built his hut

Obi-Wan decides that that's fine actually, since he's a Force ghost and no longer needs to breath and can just go down to the ship to check the logs regardless of its current location

except that the ship has been submerged in the swamp for about 20 years at this point, and the ship has no power, and the computer has been totally waterlogged

at this point, Obi-Wan spends another entire year so furiously frustrated that he is unable to marshal the focus needed to manifest as a Force Ghost at all

once he finally calms down, he spots and identifies a unique subspecies of worm that lives in the swamp, and is able to use the power of his lifelong special interest in worms to instantly determine what planet they're on

he resolves never to tell Luke about any of this, instead insisting that Luke simply wasn't ready yet before he made contact during the battle on Hoth

(it's worth noting that Qui-Gon knew they were on Dagobah the entire time, but didn't speak up because he thought it was funny he was confident that his Padawan would figure it out eventually on his own)

Headcanon. Instantly. Accepted. 😂

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

if one of the pcs dies, they better choose a talking hound of timmony as their new character. this is the only option. talking dogs with the attitude of prim and proper nobles are the best thing to come out of campaign 4

“My team? Let me tell you about my team.

Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity, from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid’s intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions and at the moment his shield is under repair.

Prentiss overcompensates because she doesn’t yet feel she’s part of the team. She needn’t worry. Every day, agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team. And every night she goes home hoping she’s made the right choices.

Garcia fills her office with figurines and color to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens. And agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself. Yet he pours his heart into every case we handle.

I stand by my actions and I stand by my team.”

This speech made me cry. I love found Family

I’m so sorry I haven’t been on here because college really just sidelined all my other hobbies but now it’s the holidays and I’m hoping that someone will indulge me in yapping about my newest hyper fixation which I began bingeing yesterday... criminal minds.

General spoilers for series up to season one, episode 10 below the cut

I think once Rossi and Prentiss comes in, that is when the show becomes excellent.

Save me Rossi and Prentiss, save me

That being said I did just watch season one episode 14, riding the lightning, and like, I’ve seen some decent to good episodes of this show so far. That one was the first time where it felt truly outstanding and excellent, and examined the death penalty with a lot more nuance than I would have given a show from the early 2000s that much credit for. So well done to them for that

actually i think every movie should use on the nature of daylight. i don’t think enough movies use on the nature of daylight

Halandil Fang is SO daddy it must be embarrassing to have him as a father because you know everyone he meets gets all flustered and crushes on him so hard. it's not Stacy's mom, in Dol-Makjar it's Shadia's dad

among my favorite aspects of sabrina carpenter's discography is that she's a popstar putting out music popular enough that i KNOW kidz bop would love to put out tracks and yet every line in her songs would kill a kidz bop lyricist on contact

"everyone should care about accessibility because most people will become disabled at some point in their life" is a logical argument and I understand its popularity

however, everyone should care about accessibility because disabled people are fellow human beings living in the same society as you who deserve the same rights as you

thank you good night

I never get when people say the TechPhee dynamic is Yapper (Tech) x Listener (Phee). Phee does not put all that effort into her adventure stories of dubious veracity to not be also considered a yapper. Let the woman take up space too

'gruff action man reluctantly adopts small precocious girl child' is OUT, 'assassin nun and angry bisexual knight forcefully assume joint custody of undead 20 year old child' is IN

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

The Soldiers Table, The Seekers Table, and the We've Got Work In The Morning Table

Team Sword, Team Stone, and Team Salary