Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

oh btw update on family dinner tonight

mackie came in with 6 girls on his arm (respectfully)

duker and luke are taking FULL ADVANTAGE of us letting them off the leashes tonight

abby and ports never showed. 

tyler duke is here and having the time of his life tbh (spoiler: he said he’s playing with umich vs quinnipiac :P)

luca and rut ran away together

we are all wasted and having an amazing time ❤️

honestly surprised that my husband didn’t run off with his side hoe

pov your mom just discovered how hot tyler seguin is

😂😂 I honestly have the same mentality some days