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thank you yes, I did need this today
Baby: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of dance
Parent: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of not stepping on your baby while he’s learning to dance
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thank you yes, I did need this today
Baby: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of dance
Parent: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of not stepping on your baby while he’s learning to dance
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The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitchesyou looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
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I’m gonna use blaze to force people to look at my cat, because she is adorable.
Her name is Hestia.
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NEW GODSLAVE ⚡️⚡️ NEW PAGE⚡️⚡️
Today: Everybody outta the pool!!GODSLAVE is about a girl tricked into working for an Egyptian God, and subsequently finding herself in the middle of a Pantheon Family Feud!
If you like Monster Fights and Modern Era Gods vs Mortals
✨read from the beginning here✨
catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:
catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:
hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
I need you specifically to kill yourself. choose a slow and painful method also
BIG NOSE WOMEN SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
literally how can anyone not find these women the hottest people ALIVE
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bem-te-vi-comunista asked:
I saw footage of police blocking the passage of firefighters in Patagonia, and of gringos getting caught starting fires. Some people were comparing the fires in Patagonia to the fires in the Pantanal a few years ago under bolsonaro.
Que o milei queime!
elbiotipo Answer:
It’s terrible we are all sharing the same story, it’s really time that we wake up and understand that nature is the patrimony of us all. I feel that there is already a sense of it, but it needs to become real political action.
All my thanks to the firefighters who are working on it, if I can find fundraisers or other ways to help them I’ll share them. You have no idea how much they’ve suffered, it’s heartbreaking, but they’re giving everything.
Los noticieros prefieren hablar de con quién se esta chapando la wanda nara que de los incendios de la Patagonia. Son un chiste
Unfortunately, Many children die of cold every day, and my baby Qais could become one of them, where cold becomes another weapon against children. I will not forgive being ignored without even a share.
Qais is one of these children—injured, freezing, and fragile. As a mother, I beg you to stop scrolling and help us survive this winter. Please donate now to give Qais warmth, treatment, and a chance to live.
Every night, I count my child’s breaths while the cold creeps closer. Silence terrifies me more than bombs. Share his story, donate now, and let humanity reach Qais before winter does.
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Hola gente, Hellhouse Books está organizando una rifa a beneficio de los bomberos de la Patagonia
Para participar se pueden comunicar con las chicas por Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/hellhouse_books?igsh=czg0bjZ3czhpampm
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I’m begging all my mutuals to pay attention to the wildfires in Argentinian Patagonia. Almost 10.000 acres of unique Patagonian Andean forests, with South America tallest and world’s oldest trees, burned and they were all intentional. The worst part is that back in December, the government announced that they would lift the ban on foreigners buying rural land, and on changing the land productive activity after a wildfire for 30-60 years. Firefighters are crying because they don’t have enough resources, the government cut their budget by 70% for this year, while they wasted 300 million dollars on F-16 jet fighters. It’s not just trees, it’s animals and people’s lives, whole towns, that have been endangered, more than 3000 tourists had to be evacuated. The climate catastrophe is worsening the fires, with less rain and more wind this summer.
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This is the sorta segment I wish still existed in kids’ shows. Soothing voiceover, mellow music, no flashy graphics. Just a calm behind-the-scenes look at something you might call mundane but that most of us would never have a clue about if no one pulled the curtain back to reveal its inner workings.
Okay but imagine being in kindergarten and seeing something like this, you would absolutely change your mind about wanting to be a fire fighter or teacher or whatever Job you’ve been told is cool and possible to grow up to do because wait a minute it’s just like play-doh, there’s so much it’s kept in trash cans, you can use your hands to smear icing everywhere? It smells like cinnamon buns all the time?! Yes please!
I vaguely remember having a field trip to a bakery in kindergarten and thinking croissants were magical and that I wanted to make them in the future cuz kneading dough looked fun.
This is way more engaging and easier to watch than those sped-up videos with no voiceover and trashy pop music playing over the top.
It actually does make me remember similar segments in shows I watched growing up, like that one program. I don’t remember what exactly the segment was about but it followed a young boy, and he briefly mentioned stopping at a friend’s house and trying goat milk for the first time.
Very little else stuck with me but it sure made me curious about goat milk.
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Ahh Jaysus lads here we go again. No Irish need apply to the Ivies or something.
God forbid a Slav do anything near a land-grant school.
Also this is going to be used in antisemitic ways because of course it is.
A lot of people who thought their whiteness was objective reality are about to learn it’s conditional huh
It’s not just ‘white’ they’re diving deep into every variant of ethnicity too. They want to single out exactly what country everyone’s parents hailed from.
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You couldn’t publish this today.
You’d have to hide it under seven layers of metaphor.
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