riftclaw:

stonefemmesiren:

a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn’t cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don’t change course

fairycosmos:

how it feels to not drink for 2 whole days

coyotette:

Sometimes in life you just gotta pick yourself up, dust yourself off, say I’m gonna kill myself, and move on

holy-leapin-splits-batman:

homunculus-argument:

“New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually” is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They’re not exactly urban animals. I’m pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you’d see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

fredersen:

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

dogpuppy:

phillip-bankss:

Professor Silly von Billy’s Dumbass Invention that No One Likes

versacethotty:

capacity2:

People will fight u tooth n nail when u say pop music has degraded horribly compared to like 20 years ago but like. Ur never going to wake up in the morning turn mtv on while u get ready for school and hear something as good as gorillaz feel good inc come on. Period. I rest my fuckin case . Ur never getting an iPod commercial with chairlift bruises level music either. Some of yall have no idea you have no clue. Ur never getting an americas next best dance crew Fanny Pak performance to missy Elliot’s get your freak on bitch!!!!!!

!!!!! like you could even manage to shake a lil tail feather to the most generic pop song of 2006 bc at least it was listenable and catchy but now almost everything genuinely sounds like this