smh why is it always closets, all the brooms probably fell over 😔

this is an old comic from 2017! probably one of the very first comics I made of them, I finished it up but left the original style since it made more sense like that 👌

mfs be like "are you single or taken" and like technically im single but that implies that im availible, which i most definitely am not so yes im taken. im taken by me. you cant have me.

This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Power is a funny thing.

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

The problem with tumblr

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

I find it so insane when women don’t leave their bfs for raising their voices at them like immediately if a man is raising his voice at you you need to beat the hell out of him rob him and then throw him into a river like the fuck

Just one time is once too many you all need to know this. Get the bar above hell at ONCE

I think u should start writing your original story btw. I want to read it.

addition: I understand wanting to wait until things feel Right to write. but as someone who also contends with adhd and The Situations there is not going to be a time where it magically feels perfect to write. "I'll do it someday / later / when..." is an endless delay. you've gotta crack open a document and write something even if it sucks ass because if you don't get your brain used to the habit it's not gonna stick. the time you can start is Now.

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

on the subject of being into Queer Media as specifically a lesbian who wants to see women in things. throwback to when ofmd season 1 was airing and someone tried to put together a Female Character Appreciation Gifset but the pickings were so slim that they had to include the fucking seagull

I have seen the yakuza line stickers so many times but they still make me laugh every time i see them

what emotion is this supposed to convey

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

this got like a thousand views on tiktok and i based the joke off a moment in the @joy-crimes stream so i think yall will like it maybe

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.