if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock
The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light
i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man
[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
How many people have you lived with in your life (meaning, sharing place of residence, especially cooking areas, living areas, and/or bathrooms).
Group homes count, family counts, everyone in an apartment counts, not everyone in the entire apartment building counts.
How many people have you lived with in your life?
Only 1 other person
2 people
3 people
4 people
5 people
6-8 people
9-12 people
13-17 people
18-23 people
24-30 people
30-50 people
More than 50 people
Anonymous sent:
If you had ideal circumstances like a loving partner, comfortable finances, and feel good about the world you were bringing kids into, would you consider having kids?
yesornopolls replied:
If you had ideal circumstances like a loving partner, comfortable finances, and feel good about the world you were bringing kids into, would you consider having kids?
Yes
No
just love an unclassifiable weird intense relationship. what are they to each other well they're two of them. what are their feelings towards each other they're strong ones for sure. and of course this can only be improved when one or both of them are in happy committed romantic/sexual relationships with someone else entirely, and then there's whatever the fuck these two have going on.
surviving child neglect will have you thinking “am I ontologically evil for having needs?” meanwhile the need is. idk. not being yelled at for asking a question. or even. y’know. wanting food to eat
"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't
getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving
what they don’t tell you is that this will go on for a decade and every character that you like is just a different version of The Character