They’re doing pet play with the rookie. They’ve kittenified him. They’re giving him kitty milk and calling him kitty cat on camera
Hang on you’re ignoring that he DRANK IT. it wasn’t an impulse. He asked if it was drinkable. And then he said it tasted good. Sir. This is the behavior of a man who initiated the pet play.
On camera. Blushing. SHIRTLESS!
Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people's homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it's one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they've sent someone to do utility work on your house.
Stay safe, friends.
Database the names and motherfucking faces.
straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus
I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground
if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire
if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra
if you ever get bored, find a worldbuilding community (doesn't matter which kind, can be a forum or reddit or whatever as long as it's got topics) and search "nile" to find the meanest arguments
if someone starts with what seems like a polite question and you can clearly see they've attached an image of the nile delta, that means they're so angry they want to kill someone
Why is this?
in broad strokes, to quickly give a(n admittedly simplified) serious answer,
there's a geographical rule that's usually shortened to "rivers don't fork because rivers erode. when a river temporarily forks, one flow becomes weaker and deposits sediment, which means less water flows through it, which strengthens the other, and this snowballs until it all becomes one flow again" which is basically true, but leaves out enough nuance that people like to bring up bifurcation, confluence, and deltas as exceptions to it
the nile has a lot of things that kinda look like they run counter to that rule, and if someone didn't take the time to explain why deltas seem to fork like that, or why the nile delta is exceptional and interesting among deltas, it'd look like a magic bullet you could drop on the table in bad faith to prove everyone in the room except for you is an idiot (which is why people usually post it)
people draw forked rivers enough that people shorten their critique down to "rivers don't fork" (which is a fair rule of thumb) and people post the nile delta as an attempted gotcha to this often enough that it reliably happens in every single worldbuilding-adjacent community at least once a month
I've never touched this kind of worldbuilding community before but I don't think this would be in bad faith.
If something has happened once, it is an accurate gotcha to someone saying it is unrealistic for someone's world to have it happen.
hi welcome 2 my blog!!!! my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMILY GUY!!!! (pt 1 cuz there is lots of images :p sry for how long it is qwq) (postin this heer cuz katherine wanted to see and they only hav tumblr :0)
READ BELOW PLS!!!
thats pt 1 !!! will post the second part rn :0
pt 2 over :00 the last part is only three more things i think and its gonna be posted rn !!! ^~^
thanks for reading this :)
there's always some bullshit happening on reddit
this is like how you used to play catch with the live grenade in your great aunts house filled with many other weapons 😇
(more context the grenade is still there its on the mantelpiece rn lol the house has had it for decades)
Yeah it's exactly like that actually
but its been fine for decades already!!
Yeah my aunt's evidence for that is that the pin is bent shut and it hasn't gone off yet
If I was a pokemon NPC I would definitely be in some corner of a library doing Pokemon based historical research on ghost types. Like can you get your stupid Bulbasaur out of here I have a deadline.
Yeah yeah I have a spiritomb. I bought a stupid book in a library overflow bin that HAPPENED to be haunted, and now I have to take care of this thing. It screams and knocks shit over unless I feed it wisdom, yeah turns out these things eat wisdom.
Yeah it doesn't really understand physical reality so it can only have play dates with other ghost types. I tried taking it to the park and it nearly hurled some lady's Flareon into traffic. So I had to buy a mismagius off Pokebook marketplace so it wouldn't get anxious and give me nightmares about my dad killing me.
My apartment is full of increasingly improbably ghost types that were offloaded onto me. Don't go in the closet. Yeah there a cofagrigus in there. But hey stand back check this out [I open the door really fast, the cofagrigus rips apart the rotisserie unfezant i got at the grocery store]
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”
there's always some bullshit happening on reddit
this is like how you used to play catch with the live grenade in your great aunts house filled with many other weapons 😇
(more context the grenade is still there its on the mantelpiece rn lol the house has had it for decades)
Yeah it's exactly like that actually
but its been fine for decades already!!
ITS FUCKING REAL???
The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation
