Imagine you were a nun. Now imagine you became a saint. Now imagine you're at dinner with God. Now imagine the other saints and God get hella drunk. Now imagine the saints start making out with God on at the dinner table. Sound crazy? Well it happened to my friend, the Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus.
u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this
Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
What about Homestuck.
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year
Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
"why are you comparing these two when will is actually gay–" this is why. this is why. they're the same posts. those who do not learn from history
[do not harass anyone involved in this post, obviously. don't be an ass. tjlc posts courtesy of @dingdongyouarewrong johnlock video]
Bonus:
Ah yes.
first image is a hand holding a book by DH Lawrence titled, "Pornography and So On"
second image is the AO3 header
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
Us at this beautiful end to 2025
hope 2023 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex
hope 2024 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex
hope 2025 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex
hope 2026 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
Even if you don’t reblog, the Money Snek brings you good tidings!
Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”
You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!
Art by Tobias M. Eckrich.
Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz
one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
fixing this injustice by slapping it on your post
