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Jadetea

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KPop Demon Hunters | Polytrix (background) | Rumi Focus/Character Study | It's A Metaphor I Guess?

Summary:

after a rabies exposure, the virus must travel to the brain before it can cause symptoms. therefore, the incubation period may last for weeks to months depending on several factors such as location of the exposure site (in relation to the brain) and age; in extremely rare cases it could be dormant for years. rumi thinks about this one frequently, lying in bed at night; the idea that you could be wasting away at any moment in your life. a poison in your veins with you none the wiser– like a ticking bomb just waiting to go off. you would need to get bit or scratched first, of course, and if you took the right precautions you would likely never know. and rumi has never been bitten anyway. she’s fine. absently, she scratches at her shoulder– skin tight.

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

I'm getting slightly bored waiting for the poll to conclude so in the meanwhile, I'm just gonna list down the food in the movie for funsy.

Besides the iconic ramyun, there were:

  1. Gimbap

Specifically 마약김밥 or Mayak-gimbap for the uncut roll (notice the vegetables sticking out), and the cut gimbap might be spam or ham gimbap? Since there's a red part there that resembles meat more than vegetables.

(For those who don't know: Sushi and gimbap are different in that sushi uses raw fish, while all the ingredients in gimbap are cooked and vegetables (carrots, danmuji, perilla leaves, etc.) are the common toppings though there are gimbap that have meat products like cheese, tuna, roe, etc.)

2. Eomuk Tang

Eomuk Tang translate to Fishcake (어묵/Eomuk) Soup (탕/Tang) because fishcake is slowly cooked in anchovy broth (which I would recommend to drink, it's very good especially on cold winter days).

3. Hotteok

I was just about to say that hotteok (호떡) is kind of like pancakes, but now that I think about it, it's much closer to doriyaki. Being a pancake-like sweet with a sweet filling. In hotteok's case, it's usually filled with brown sugar, honey, cinnamon and nuts (I think peanuts or walnuts), but nowadays, there's a variety of trendy flavors now.

4. Sundae/Soondae

순대 or Sundae or Soondae is sausage made from pig's blood, rice, vegetables and spices stuffed in pig or cow intestine (cleaned, don't worry) before being steamed.

5. Mul-naengmyeon

As of today, 물 냉면 or mul naengmyeon is a summer dish, because it's a noodle soup served cold, so it's very refreshing to eat when it's hot outside.

6. Breadbasket

The stereotypical loaf there reminds me of salt bread (소금빵) which was trendy for some time in Korea. As for the round brown balls, I think I read an article speculating that it's boiled eggs, but I personally think they're cream ppang (크림빵) :3

7.-10. Banchan

Banchan are small plates of side dishes that help add or enhance the main dish or help the eater cleanse their pallet after eating. 7 is bap or cooked rice, 8 is eomuk bokkeum or stir fried fishcake, 9 was hard to see because it's at the edge of the screen, but I think it resembles oi sobagi or kind of like cucumber kimchi, and 10 was also hard to guess because it's very blurry, but from the reddish color and cube shape, it's probably kkadugi or diced radish kimchi.

11. ???

This was even harder to figure out since this is the only shot we had of this bowl, but from what little I can see from the top of the rim, I think it might be galbitang ( 갈비탕) or beef short rib soup. But I'm unsure so...

12. Chips

shrimp chips. just shrimp chips.

The hangul on zoey's chips literally just says "Potato chip" (감자/Gamja - Potato; 칩/Chip). Fun fact: if yoo look very closely, the chip is ketchup flavored :D

13-14. Beverages

13 - Milk tea. that's literally it.

14 - is a can of juice! it resembles Haiti's Podo Bong Bong which is grape juice with real grape pieces!

But you know what's amusing?

The food they grabbed the most were:

  1. Gimbap (Rumi grabbed the cut rolls once then proceed to demolish the uncut roll by herself; Mira grab some cut gimbap twice; Zoey took twice as well)
  2. Hotteok (All the girls grabbed some hotteok each)
  3. Zoey grabbed some soondae twice.
  4. Zoey tore into two bags of chips.
  5. Mira grabbed a skewer of eomuk.
  6. Rumi and Zoey each grabbed one cream ppang.

You know what a majority of these (except the ppang) all have in common? They're all street food. So now, I'm having an image in my head about the girls sneaking out at night during their trainee days for some food, and they just bounce from pojangmacha to pojangmacha (street food carts) trying as much as their allowance can buy them and they did iit so many times that they learn to recognize things like – this halmeoni makes the biggest gimbap for cheap; that imonim there has the best broth to pair with eomuk kkochi; the harabeoji in the corner makes hotteok that aren't too sweet; that sajangnim really knows how to make his soondae. Maybe they even get friendly with one imo who jokingly ask them about them what they're doing up so late, and the girls shyly tell her they were craving some food, and the imo hums and asks how they're doing in high school, they hesitantly tell her that they're trainees, and the imo is so awed and encourage them to eat more, that they look too thin, and they should eat as much as they can, idols are always going on diets and all that, joking that she'll cover for them if their daepyonim ever asks, giving them a "Fighting!" to cheer them on, etc.

Bless the people who dissect the movies like this 🫠

haha guess how many times i was hitting the space bar to pause just to get the shots of the girls hand

Trying to get in the habit of writing at least 200 words a day and decided to explore the notion of Zoey being found before Mira for Hunters/Idol training for one of my AUs. The idea being that Zoey begins that training when she's freshly 15 or 15 and a half at the latest, so she has at least a year of American high school (and all the fun that that entails) under her belt before moving to Korea. And while I was thinking about timelines for Mira showing up (a year at the earliest) I got distracted when I realized

Zoey being found first would mean Zoey living in a house with Rumi and Celine without Mira there to act as a buffer.

Which would mean Zoey would be living in a house with Rumi and Celine, and no Mira there to act as a buffer, while Zoey's emotional and hormonal state can only be described as a 'ticking time bomb of horniness'.

She is so (metaphorically speaking) fucked.

Still thinking about this and the actual mental processing Zoey goes through when it starts to set in that this is her life now. Because the thing that throws her the most isn't 'demons are real' or 'the safety of the world literally depends on the success of your K-Pop career, no pressure'.

(Which, pressure. So much pressure actually.)

That stuff is fine. It's whatever. She grew up loving fantasy and anime and stories about the existence of other worlds. Hell, she was bullied mercilessly from sixth grade on because she still believed in Magical Girls and fairy tales. Finding out this stuff is real is validating in a way that Zoey can't even begin to describe (in your fucking face, Chelsea from fifth grade).

No, the part Zoey's cannot wrap her brain around is that Celine is part of all of this.

Celine.

Kang Celine.

Kang 'Former-Leader-of-the-Sunlight-Sisters' Celine.

Is this a joke?

Is Zoey dreaming?

Did Zoey eat shit while skateboarding and isekai'd herself into the most elaborate SLS fanfiction to ever exist?

This cannot be Zoey's real, actual life because that is Kang! Fucking! Celine!

Her face has hung on the walls of Zoey's house for longer than Zoey's been alive because Zoey's mom has been a Sunbeam since the SLS debuted in the 90's and she brought that stuff with her when she came to the States for university.

Those posters were the focus of Zoey's first Same-Sex Celebrity Crush, because one day young teen Zoey started Feeling Funny about a girl in her class and what better way to figure out what that might mean than by picking one of the faces Zoey's seen on the wall her entire life.

And, look, it couldn't be Thirdlight because Thirdlight looked similar enough to Zoey's mom that it was a hard no. And Mi-yeong would have been Zoey's first choice because Mi-yeong was Zoey's bias but she also died, like, tragically young, so picking her to be the focus of Zoey's journey of self-discovery had felt disrespectful.

So it had to be Celine (like that's a hardship. She was pretty and the leader, and leaders are hot) that Zoey fixated on as she tried recreate those Funny Feelings in a Safe Environment.

(Her bedroom. It was her bedroom with the door locked. Yes, she recreated the Funny Feelings. She also discovered a Whole Lot More.)

But it was just a silly celebrity crush! The entire point of a celebrity crush is that there is zero chance you will ever, ever meet them in real life, so you can let your brain imagine all kinds of weird shit with them whenever your brain decides to become a sloppy bowl of hormone soup.

Zoey's always had an overactive imagination. She thought of so much weird shit.

But it was fine, because it wasn't real! It was pretend! She was never, ever going to meet Kang Celine from the Sunlight Sisters, so what did it matter?

Except, apparently, it matters a lot because Kang Celine is the last Hunter from the previous generation. So Kang Celine is going to be Zoey's mentor for this Magical Girl journey Zoey now finds herself on. Not only that, but because the timeline for training is so tight, Zoey be living with Celine and her ward on a private compound in one of the more remote areas of the country.

This is fine (it is not)

She's got this (she does not!)

She is going to be totally normal (Please, god, open the Earth to swallow her now)

Zoey keeps telling that to herself as she walks up the path the Celine's property and rings the bell. And the door opens to reveal a smiling Rumi in her charmingly disheveled private school uniform, and Zoey brain starts crashing for new reasons because oh

oh no

would very much enjoy a vibe in kpdh 2 where something comes up and Rumi's just like "no, no I was the main character already I'm chilling now"

Not literally or directly. Just like. Narrative vibes.

Kpdh 2 centered around Mira backstory? Zoemira look to leader Rumi for direction and she's like "it's your family Mira, how do you want to do this?" (not in an unsupportive way. Just that she's been fucked so well by them that she's chill now)

Kpdh 2 centered on Zoey? Zoey asking Rumi for "permission" (again, not literally, but just that she wants to do smth that is maybe not good for The Band) and Rumi's just like "do your thang bby girl" and crosses her arms behind Zoey alongside Mira as backup.

and i have made multiple posts abt this, but B plot of Celine trying to reconcile with Huntr/x going as effectively as Sisyphus getting that boulder to the top of the hill, but in a funny way. Celine Kim caught with 25kg of homemade kimchi outside Huntr/x tower. Celine Kim caught with 5kg of homemade dosirak outside Huntr/x photoshoot. Celine Kim caught with 10kg of Hanwoo in Signiel lobby. Celine Kim caught—

Even better if she randomly just comes in, beats someone’s over something really small to most people(But not to Rumi, people better keep their hands off her girls, damnit!), and there’s a whole fight scene and everything that’s focused on for at least a minute or two, and then she continues doing nothing for the rest of the movie.

Just to remind the audience that she could ruin these people’s lives if she felt like it.

But currently, she’s perfectly content going back to her Velcro child ways by latching herself onto Mira’s back and taking a nap on her.

A reminder to the audience that Rumi is wearing her leash bc she wants to and that she can let herself out of it at any time 😌

Domesticated by choice. Behaving bc she craves the praise and headpats.

She might be only half-demon, but you know how sometimes dogs act in a way where you can go "oh shit you used to be wolves". That, for Rumi and her demon hood.

Slightly adjacent, would love a scene where some schmuck is talking to/annoying Zoey or Mira and Rumi just walks by and shoves them out of the way nonchalantly "Hey, they didn't have the chips you wanted, are these okay?" just automatic. Some idiot between her and talking to her girls? They chose to be a movable obstacle tbh. Doesn't even register that she casually shoved a dude 5m away.

Bonus points if she is DEADASS on a leash when this happens.

But also, the girls all casually walk away, chatting like normal, and then the camera pans to the side.

The fucker is imbedded into a brick wall.

Someone is staring in horror and he is gasping for breath as they both know that he cannot be broken free by either of them. This man proceeds to make several cameos in the background of the next movies where we see him on the news for the brick wall thing, him coming out of a hospital with casts all over, him walking around town with another man and his arm still in a cast, him eating dinner with that other man, and then him proposing to that man.

The final time he shows up is when he goes over to Rumi and thanks her for shoving him into a brick wall, because it led to him realizing that he was gay and then finding his fiancé.

The girls are invited to his wedding.

A Hon leash? 👀 Fancy collar to the public, soul bound leash for the girlies?

Would love a "man stuck in wall" brick joke. He finds out he's gay and marries Bobby after spending so much time with him (Bobby putting out the PR fire)

WAIT FUCK I JUST GOT AN IDEA!!!

You know the fandom joke of Zoey with a Honglock? And sometimes people make Honcocks?

What if Zoey gets a Honglock, Mira gets a Honcock, and Rumi gets the Honleash!!! All in one go!!!!!!!!!!

But also, holy shit I hadn’t considered it being Bobby, that’s fucking genius

Celine, hands pulling her hair trying to not fuck up what little progress she's made with the girls: oh my. what Creative uses you've found. for the sacred honmoon.
Zoey: that we made!!

I do like how Zoey and Mira's Hon tools are for them to use on other people whiles Rumi's is just. The honmoon wants to give her a hug? And also make sure that the trio Do Not Separate.

Anonymous asked:

no pokemon au??? 😫

lmaooo i'm sorry anon 🙏 that one was just a passing thought. but while we're here:

  • jaded but horribly determined fire-type trainer mira trying and failing again and again to beat bubbly water-type gym leader zoey
  • rumi working at the local pokecenter and watching mira stalk furiously back in for healing day after day
  • rumi: she surf-spammed you again huh? you know you could just... bring an electric type with you
  • mira: no 😐 heal my camerupt
  • zoey, strolling in to heal her level 100 squirtle: oh hey guys :) good fight today! i almost had to bring out my wartortle :)
  • (cue rumi diving across the counter to hold mira back. zoey is not even paying attention. her squirtle is doing a little dance)
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would very much enjoy a vibe in kpdh 2 where something comes up and Rumi's just like "no, no I was the main character already I'm chilling now"

Not literally or directly. Just like. Narrative vibes.

Kpdh 2 centered around Mira backstory? Zoemira look to leader Rumi for direction and she's like "it's your family Mira, how do you want to do this?" (not in an unsupportive way. Just that she's been fucked so well by them that she's chill now)

Kpdh 2 centered on Zoey? Zoey asking Rumi for "permission" (again, not literally, but just that she wants to do smth that is maybe not good for The Band) and Rumi's just like "do your thang bby girl" and crosses her arms behind Zoey alongside Mira as backup.

and i have made multiple posts abt this, but B plot of Celine trying to reconcile with Huntr/x going as effectively as Sisyphus getting that boulder to the top of the hill, but in a funny way. Celine Kim caught with 25kg of homemade kimchi outside Huntr/x tower. Celine Kim caught with 5kg of homemade dosirak outside Huntr/x photoshoot. Celine Kim caught with 10kg of Hanwoo in Signiel lobby. Celine Kim caught—

Even better if she randomly just comes in, beats someone’s over something really small to most people(But not to Rumi, people better keep their hands off her girls, damnit!), and there’s a whole fight scene and everything that’s focused on for at least a minute or two, and then she continues doing nothing for the rest of the movie.

Just to remind the audience that she could ruin these people’s lives if she felt like it.

But currently, she’s perfectly content going back to her Velcro child ways by latching herself onto Mira’s back and taking a nap on her.

A reminder to the audience that Rumi is wearing her leash bc she wants to and that she can let herself out of it at any time 😌

Domesticated by choice. Behaving bc she craves the praise and headpats.

She might be only half-demon, but you know how sometimes dogs act in a way where you can go "oh shit you used to be wolves". That, for Rumi and her demon hood.

Slightly adjacent, would love a scene where some schmuck is talking to/annoying Zoey or Mira and Rumi just walks by and shoves them out of the way nonchalantly "Hey, they didn't have the chips you wanted, are these okay?" just automatic. Some idiot between her and talking to her girls? They chose to be a movable obstacle tbh. Doesn't even register that she casually shoved a dude 5m away.

Bonus points if she is DEADASS on a leash when this happens.

But also, the girls all casually walk away, chatting like normal, and then the camera pans to the side.

The fucker is imbedded into a brick wall.

Someone is staring in horror and he is gasping for breath as they both know that he cannot be broken free by either of them. This man proceeds to make several cameos in the background of the next movies where we see him on the news for the brick wall thing, him coming out of a hospital with casts all over, him walking around town with another man and his arm still in a cast, him eating dinner with that other man, and then him proposing to that man.

The final time he shows up is when he goes over to Rumi and thanks her for shoving him into a brick wall, because it led to him realizing that he was gay and then finding his fiancé.

The girls are invited to his wedding.

A Hon leash? 👀 Fancy collar to the public, soul bound leash for the girlies?

Would love a "man stuck in wall" brick joke. He finds out he's gay and marries Bobby after spending so much time with him (Bobby putting out the PR fire)

would very much enjoy a vibe in kpdh 2 where something comes up and Rumi's just like "no, no I was the main character already I'm chilling now"

Not literally or directly. Just like. Narrative vibes.

Kpdh 2 centered around Mira backstory? Zoemira look to leader Rumi for direction and she's like "it's your family Mira, how do you want to do this?" (not in an unsupportive way. Just that she's been fucked so well by them that she's chill now)

Kpdh 2 centered on Zoey? Zoey asking Rumi for "permission" (again, not literally, but just that she wants to do smth that is maybe not good for The Band) and Rumi's just like "do your thang bby girl" and crosses her arms behind Zoey alongside Mira as backup.

and i have made multiple posts abt this, but B plot of Celine trying to reconcile with Huntr/x going as effectively as Sisyphus getting that boulder to the top of the hill, but in a funny way. Celine Kim caught with 25kg of homemade kimchi outside Huntr/x tower. Celine Kim caught with 5kg of homemade dosirak outside Huntr/x photoshoot. Celine Kim caught with 10kg of Hanwoo in Signiel lobby. Celine Kim caught—

Even better if she randomly just comes in, beats someone’s over something really small to most people(But not to Rumi, people better keep their hands off her girls, damnit!), and there’s a whole fight scene and everything that’s focused on for at least a minute or two, and then she continues doing nothing for the rest of the movie.

Just to remind the audience that she could ruin these people’s lives if she felt like it.

But currently, she’s perfectly content going back to her Velcro child ways by latching herself onto Mira’s back and taking a nap on her.

A reminder to the audience that Rumi is wearing her leash bc she wants to and that she can let herself out of it at any time 😌

Domesticated by choice. Behaving bc she craves the praise and headpats.

She might be only half-demon, but you know how sometimes dogs act in a way where you can go "oh shit you used to be wolves". That, for Rumi and her demon hood.

Slightly adjacent, would love a scene where some schmuck is talking to/annoying Zoey or Mira and Rumi just walks by and shoves them out of the way nonchalantly "Hey, they didn't have the chips you wanted, are these okay?" just automatic. Some idiot between her and talking to her girls? They chose to be a movable obstacle tbh. Doesn't even register that she casually shoved a dude 5m away.

would very much enjoy a vibe in kpdh 2 where something comes up and Rumi's just like "no, no I was the main character already I'm chilling now"

Not literally or directly. Just like. Narrative vibes.

Kpdh 2 centered around Mira backstory? Zoemira look to leader Rumi for direction and she's like "it's your family Mira, how do you want to do this?" (not in an unsupportive way. Just that she's been fucked so well by them that she's chill now)

Kpdh 2 centered on Zoey? Zoey asking Rumi for "permission" (again, not literally, but just that she wants to do smth that is maybe not good for The Band) and Rumi's just like "do your thang bby girl" and crosses her arms behind Zoey alongside Mira as backup.

and i have made multiple posts abt this, but B plot of Celine trying to reconcile with Huntr/x going as effectively as Sisyphus getting that boulder to the top of the hill, but in a funny way. Celine Kim caught with 25kg of homemade kimchi outside Huntr/x tower. Celine Kim caught with 5kg of homemade dosirak outside Huntr/x photoshoot. Celine Kim caught with 10kg of Hanwoo in Signiel lobby. Celine Kim caught—

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