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Posting on AO3 is like, I'm doing this for myself, but also immediately refreshing the page every 5 seconds to see if you get any hits comments or kudos. But totally only writing for me.
You and Valentino discuss what him being your caregiver would look like, and he takes you to meet Vox! Tags: Age regressor reader, reader insert, Caregiver Valentino, Fluff, discussions of age regression, soft Valentino
Chapter 1 Chapter 3
An Age regressor Fem reader and Caregiver Valentino (and later on, all Vees) fic. You're new to hell when you're kidnapped and taken to Valentino. This chapter is the first one, and has references to sexual assault, due to everyone assuming that Val will attempt that with reader, but he doesn't. still, it is mentioned, so be warned. We also have Babysitter Angel Dust :)
struggling to find time to finish this 😩 its almost done i promise
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
Joy and whimsy detected! This uptown rat is joyful and whimsical!
So I just read the "the wrong competitor " side story shot and I just want to ask this question
When did Partners Reader and Vox start this scoring competition? and did their ever a time that Alastor caught this and how did he react? Lol I'm really laughing in the scene that there's a tally on the screen hahaha
I wouldn't say this is canon Partners Reader per say, but just a little AU. Reader know game when she sees it, and she respect Vox's.
I feel like the both of them just got bored, and one thing led to another, and whenever there would be a party they would just start doing little competitions to pass the time. Vox definitely started it, goading Reader into a dick measuring contest until they both just started having fun. Alastor is completely unaware of this, and Reader's unconventional friendship with Vox, because he zeroes in on the way Vox touches you. He gets very tunnel vision when it comes to you. The tally on the screen also make me laugh to this day.
Wednesday can't come any faster. I do need it to slow down a bit and let me finish this chapter grrrrrrr.
Return of my favorite character-- pastel-fucking-pink. Gosh I do wonder who knocked on that door.
not the pastel fucking pink!
... now... i'm a lil nervous that it is in fact vox who is knocking on the door.
when i say nervous...
i'm nervous for alastor, not reader. she and vox are chaos siblings
i think rosie would say hi, we all know alastor says hi, adn i cannot remember for the life of me whether her assistants say hi or hello
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no wait angel and husk needed to find her
yeah that checks out.
okay so it's vox or angel dust or husk
I like your thinking. I want you to ask yourself how evil I am as a person, then when you measure that, times it by a thousand.
Im joking. Im not that mean. But “hi” is specifically reserved for Alastor.
Vox and Reader haven’t really met here yet, but I do like to think that they’re chaos siblings meant to torture Alastor specifically.
ugh fine.
ig i'll just hide in the container under my bed until the fic is finished so i don't have to be tortured anymore
*storms over to box*
*opens lid and gets in*
*closes lid*
*muffled* I'm gone now. this is all your fault.
someone tell me when its finished
Wednesday can't come any faster. I do need it to slow down a bit and let me finish this chapter grrrrrrr.
Return of my favorite character-- pastel-fucking-pink. Gosh I do wonder who knocked on that door.
not the pastel fucking pink!
... now... i'm a lil nervous that it is in fact vox who is knocking on the door.
when i say nervous...
i'm nervous for alastor, not reader. she and vox are chaos siblings
i think rosie would say hi, we all know alastor says hi, adn i cannot remember for the life of me whether her assistants say hi or hello
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no wait angel and husk needed to find her
yeah that checks out.
okay so it's vox or angel dust or husk
worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
HEAD IN MY HANDS
worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
HEAD IN MY HANDS
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
To Vox: Did you have any friends when you were alive?
What kind of a question is this? Do you think I’m twelve years old? Did I have any widdle fwends?
What does it even matter to you?
I was the leader of a movement. I was the face on everyone's television sets. I was a fucking star. A GOD of entertainment. Does that answer your stupid question any?
Vox, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.
That's a no then?
Me reading chapter 14:
Me seeing the ending:
What state I was found after finishing chapter 14:
Me waiting for next chapters:
I want you to know that every time I saw this, I laugh so hard that I fall out of my chair. You guys are really going through it huh. Don't worry. I want you to know that it's going to get worse before it can get better BUT it will get better.
This is so funny. I'm legit not joking. I woke up and saw this and I was howwwwling!!! My roommates thought I went crazy.
Yeah well your roommates aren't wrong persay
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< PART 4 - PART 6 >
Finally showing some skin! 😍🙈💗
Aw Voxxy stop being so stubborn, we all know you like it. Val knows it more than anyone else 🤭
I gotta admit I LOVE LOVE LOVE drawing shirtless Vox. His color palette is very satisfying for some reason 💞
Done with Stage 5! The next half is gonna start getting steamy TwT