HE WAS IN THE ELITE FOUR YOU COLLOSIAL ASSHOLE

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Ordered a 3 liter marg tower at the local Mexican restaurant with my bf. Two children have walked by, eyes wide and mouths agape in awe, staring at it. One woman across the room has been caught staring multiple times. And just now one midwestern fat dad with his Badgers polo tucked into his khaki shorts has stopped by to say “sorry to interrupt ya, but what IS that?” We are local celebrities

i was so fucking stressed out bro i didn't think we could finish it

when european musicians try to make their lives sound cosmopolitan and opulent but they always have to include some nonsense that gives the big ups to their home country. yes baby i am kissing brasilian women in my american car… eating japanese sushi… and lutfisk, from sweden 😎

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travelling around from tavern to tavern wearing a dark cloak like a grizzled old mercenary trying to get the gang back together but i’m rallying the “Good Taste Gang” who used to pretend they were better than everyone else for watching Mob Psycho and listening to Hatsune Miku to see if we can do anything about the epidemic of grown adults watching Smiling Friends and Hazbin Hotel