just a silly lil guy (gender neutral) (she/her)
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name: lily! i’m lily! more data here
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: i don’t fucking know at this point
DNI: transphobes, homophobes, general queerphobes, racists, sexists, and <joke> anyone who’s name is jeff </joke>.
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putting a tag here so i rember, #xlx fanfic names to find those flower names
hey do ya’ll wanna see my amazing comic about eating ~1800 calories per day no too bad
ALTa concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!
zuko: hi what can I get for you today?
extremely bemused customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???
zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose
After a while it’s just
Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.
Important diplomat who has visited the jasmine dragon but has NOT met the firelord before: excuse me aren’t you a waiter.
Zuko, deadpan: Yes. I am Lee, humble tea server, who has kidnapped Firelord Zuko and replaced him. You have seen through my facade. What gave it away? Was it the hair? I knew I didn’t have the crown on right.
Alternately:
Zuko, deadpan: Oh didn’t you know? The Jasmine Dragon was so successful that I was appointed Firelord.
customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???
zuko: not today
In all Mario games, by zooming in and looking closely at Mario, you can tell that his clothing is worn very tightly, but when you look very closely, you can tell that his groin area is completely smooth, giving the implication that Mario may have a pussy. However, some have noted that because Mario does not have a distinct "cameltoe" despite his tight clothing; which could indicate that Mario has nothing "down there" at all. Many of Mario players cannot handle this fact.
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KALA'TOA
mermaid megafauna
oc compilation post
is kala’toa the species name or this specific animal? and then also, what does it feed on?
We should have a savory pop star. Pop music by and large is inseparable from candy metaphors both externally (music critics talk about "bubblegum" pop, or call a pop song "cotton candy") and internally (hundreds and hundreds of pop songs with lyrics that refer to candy or sweets). What if there was a pop star that was completely savory-themed. She's singing a sexy club song that's like oh oh ohhh I know you want this soyyy sauce or maybe she's singing a breakup ballad that's like loving youuuuu.... was like eating beef with bouillon cuuuuuubes...
Mom Said That I Can Listen To 1 Sound Effect Right Before Bed But What I Didnt Tell Her Its The Passing Freight Train
its like i can still hear her voice...
"Whoa nice, a backup camera¹!"
¹backup cameras have been mandatory for over half a decade
THEY HAVE??
only in the us and canada (around 2018). they were only made mandatory in europe in 2022, and that’s still not a thing in most every other country in the world.
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