I had a really stupid story concept that just came out of nowhere while i was reading and spiraled out of control that i need to share

Protagonist goes to a decently prestegious magic university but is on the shitlist of the Dean/Council of the School because they have a habit of being at the wrong place/wrong time and gets pulled into chaos by other students or accidentally destroys parts of the school at least twice a month, the school cant prove a good portion of the accidents were the protags fault, but more often then not its the protag trying to either create a new spell, experiment with an unstable spell, or trying to mix magic with alchemy which is frowned upon by magic users.

The school can’t kick the protag out because they can’t prove a majority of the destruction was them, as evidence goes up in flames once things explode and there were alibis from other students that are vague enough to give the protag the benefit of the doubt.

The school council decides the only way to get rid of them is to give them a “internship” far away, that way they are still “enrolled” in the school, but they don’t have to deal with the protag for the remainder of their cirriculum. The council chooses a witch who lives in an middle of nowhere town, she was an alumni of the school but she was considered pretty mediocre compared to her peers and only took the job as mentor for money not caring why they want to assign the protag to her. First day they meet, the protag wants to show off their magic abilities and sets part of the roof on fire.

Now, the witch basically has to play mentor to the protag and to do her job as the town witch (cure minor illnesses, help with crop growth, misc. tasks from the townsfolk), all the while the Protag is trying their best to not destroy the town with their magic/alchemic experiments.

The witch also has an alchemist neighbor who she constantly bickers with over whose practice is better, but when shes really busy with her main job, she drops the protag on them to in her words, “reduce the collateral damage that will inevitably happen.”

Its like cozy fantasy mixed with owl house, with a hint of fantasy academia but with no sense of plot

You are given the choice to have 3 wishes granted. You can not wish for more wishes or for a wish to be undone. You must choose between having them granted by a Genie or a Monkey’s Paw. Which one will you choose.

Explanation:

Genie: Will grant your wish however will twist it so that you will get what you ask but not in the way you want (e.g. you wish for 10,000 bucks and you get 10,000 deer)

Monkey’s Paw: Will grant your wish but with consequence (e.g. you wish for $10,000 but its money from a family members will who just recently died)

Fellas I have a kinda dumb question,

Im doing another book bind for a fanfic I like (I will never sell them, these will only be for me or as a gift to someone) and while I was formatting the document, I remembered something. A few months ago I was browing an authors fics and I saw summary that said something along the lines of ‘do not make a physical copy/bookbind’, I brushed it off since I wasnt in the mood to make a bind and I wasnt apart of the fandom the fic was from, but I guess it stuck in the back of my head.

Heres my question to Fanfic authors, what is your opinion on people binding fanfics, whether it be for personal use, as a gift for someone else, or to be sold on say Etsy.

Is there a line you draw when it comes to your story, whether it be downloaded/turned into a physical book, or do you not give a shit

why am i finding out now you can like a post on tumblr by pressing L!?

Fever dream of an idea I need to share

if/when a Metroid movie gets announced, the marketing team has the oppertunity to do the funniest thing and recreate the original marketing for Metroid 1. They hide Samus’s actor the whole time and make all the advertisements, official summaries, and interviews with cast and crew seem as though Samus was changed to be a male lead. Fake “leaks” where parts of the script show Samus being referred to as he or him, Make fake interviews with an A-list male celebrity and play it completely straight, for an extra twist of the knife make it Chris Pratt or Chris Evans. if real leaks occur, pretend that they were early versions of the script that were scrapped before rewrites occured.

Only for the movie to be released and we see regular Samus Aran played by an unknown/semi-known actress

Please Nintendo you have the perfect oppertunity to screw with everyone, it’d be so fucking funny

Have you ever found a recipe online, thought it would be good, tried it, hated it, and decided to remake it out of spite?

Anyway I’m making a Pumpkin Cinnamon Pancake recipe

Had a bizzare dream the other night

Surprisingly it was about Kingdom Hearts, not the story or the characters but the actual game. I was in Agrabah and I glitched Sora onto getting on the magic carpet and could fly free reign all over the map, there was like a hidden White Mushroom floating in the air and when i got near it, it transported me to a world that looked like a fusion between Agrabah, Hollow Bastion, and the Disney Castle, turns out it was debug/developer room or something and you could find developer acknowledgments, secret codes, easter eggs etc. apparently the game didn’t like that, a text box appeared pretty much saying “hey you found a secret room you weren’t supposed to see, you can stay here all you want but once you leave all the data will be deleted :) k bye” and as soon as the text box closed Sora no clipped out of room and the game boots me back to the title screen where all my data was gone and my only reward was a new opening cutscene that i didnt get to see in full because I woke up

Cringe may be dead but unfortunately my brain is a necromancer and wont stop reviving it

In stories where a great evil is sealed away and theres only one way to free them (i.e. a spell, keys, item, etc.) why not destroy thing that can lead to the escape of said great evil so that no one in the future can release it

Why are there no stories about fae characters being contract specialists?

I had a idea for a story about a Fae in an mid level job position who deals with contracts for their company and has to make sure the contracts are precise so no one can weasel their way out of the deal through loopholes. Even the most minor of transactions like ordering office supplies need to be looked over by the Fae on payroll to make sure they are getting exactly what is ordered.