Hearing your online friends' music taste and feeling like a total normie in comparison and then hearing your co-workers' music taste and feeling like a throat-singing/death-metal/electropolka fusion enthusiast in comparison.

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

your telling me a jelly this bean?

i jelly on her bean till we make jelly babies

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seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american

i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park

Heartbreaking: Developer announces unreal engine remake of your favourite game

Focus, M

sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.

maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp

you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help

last time i listen to you

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

We talk about how conservatives forget that trans men and nb people exist, but queer people forget that too, and it's low-key really starting to annoy me that there are a large amount of people that say "trans" and only mean "trans women"

"trans music" and then it's only trans women's music (and a very narrow selection of them at that)

"trans books" and then it's only books about trans women

And I've been noticing that whenever the trans fem people I know, for example, see a significant amount of trans masc content on Pinterest, they'll be like "Pinterest thinks I'm trans masc." When I see a significant amount of trans fem stuff on Pinterest I barely even notice it's just "trans stuff" to me, but trans masc people's content doesn't get to just be "trans stuff" it's always "trans masc stuff"

In general people just tend to act like the word "trans" belongs more to trans women then anyone else

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

I was looking up pictures of albino, melanistic, and otherwise colour-atypical animals as reference for something, and I had never thought of how fucking funny an albino seagull would look like. Like they're mainly white anyhow, you wouldn't think that it'd make that much of a difference, and I think that's the reason why it does. Like all the other albino birds look eerily angelic, pale etheral entities carved out of living ivory, and this motherfucker right here is just. nakey.

like. sir? any particular reason why you took your pants off?

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While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

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