I wonder if they’re making a big deal of mentioning how the officer that shot a woman in the face 3 times for no reason “was dragged from a car and injured by a suspect last year” so that he can plead big baby wah wah PTSD kicked in and he had no choice but to shoot an innocent woman in the face 3 times. Because it is oh so scary to be an ICE agent and it gives them oh so much trauma and everybody is oh so mean.

They cut off usda funding from Minnesota, which includes wic and snap. Please consider donating to food banks around the area or food drives. Many immigrants are too scared to leave their homes to shop as well and a community member is doing great work.

Link to midwest food bank:

Link to a community food drive:

:C

I’m so fucking sick of AI

Everything In Its Right Place - Joel Miller x f!reader

chapter 2: life in a glasshouse

Rating: +18
WC: 5,2K

Summary: Being single is a crime. Finding a partner is mandatory by law. Choosing the animal you want to transform into in case of failure is the only form of free will left.
Locked up in a hotel for 45 days, Joel, a lonely man who has been kicked around by life, is just looking for someone who can mend his heart, in a world where love is defined by shallowness and meaningless rules.

Chapter Summary: Joel is stripped of everything and led to his room.
You're the only shred of humanity he sees around. And just when he thinks his nightmares are more than enough, he has his first day of hunting. From which he just wants to flee.

Tags: heavily inspired by The Lobster by Yorgos Lanthimos, Alternate Universe, no outbreak but we’re still in a dystopian world, ANGST, Sarah is dead, Joel’s wife abandon him, Tommy is a dog, mention of food, creepy hotel, canon general violence, grief, depression, mention of the past here and there, a little bit of politics, Joel is a broken man, hotel so tidy and polished that it seems fake and unsettling, very bad interview, bigots and narrow minded all around, mandatory group activities, a whole ass list of more ridiculous rules, masturbation is prohibited, hunting for single people, shotguns loaded with narcotics, nightmares. Reader is a hotel maid, she's not described except for her clothes, which are clearly the hotel uniform and the fact that she has hair long enough to be put in a bun. I thought about which dog would represent Joel for a really long time, I was torn between the German Shepherd, the Pit Bull, the American Staffordshire, the Argentine Dogo, and many others. I love too many dogs, really. Finally, I saw that pic I posted above, I looked into those dark eyes, and I said: that's him. I hope you agree ♥️

A/N: Thank you so much for the wonderful reception you have given this series. I am stunned and sincerely moved by the fact that you are enjoying it so much 🥹 For a long time, it was just a bizarre idea in my head, and I am glad I started to give it shape. I read this like a million times but also added something just today so I apologize if you find any mistake.
(English is not my first language)
Life in a glasshouse is another Radiohead song.
I'm also making a little playlist, as soon as I finish I'll publish it if you want to listen to it ❤️
I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as the first one, let me know what you think!

dividers by @/saradika-graphics

Series Masterlist - Chapter one - Masterlist

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don't take it seriously ✍️

Not to be orc posting again but...

Having a crush on an orc with a model building hobby, such a large man with thick fingers but the delicate care to build model planes or boats, sitting with him as he talks about the model he's building and watching how he makes such tiny pieces fit together.

Laying back on his bed as you turn your head to look over at him as he holds up the half done plane, eyes sparkling as he smiles and asks what you're thinking about only to sputter and flush a dark green when you quietly remark that he's so much bigger than you.

Reaching out and grabbing his wrist as he puts the model down, getting him to settle on the bed as you wrap your legs around his waist, thighs spread open over his much thicker ones, giving him every moment to back down and tell you to stop as you undo his belt, going slowly as you have him watch how you fish his cock out and let it rest against your stomach.

Looking between the now half hard length and his flush face, tilting your head innocently as you tell him he'd never fit.

Eyes all innocent as if you can't see him shudder and suck in a harsh breath, tusks glinting as he licks his lips, looking down at just how big he is compared to you...

joel miller x reader

summary: when you learn your wanting is not only your own

|| smut MDNI 18+, no outbreak, idk why but I totally pictured long haired joel in this, neighbor!joel, pervy!reader, mommy issues, parentified child, nonspecific (but legal, made clear she is not a teenager) age gap, pining & yearning, dirty thoughts, tommy cameo, sarah cameo, neighborhood parties, slight voyeuristic tendencies but not in smut, f!masturbation, m!receiving oral, handjob, underwear stealing, fingers in mouth, mouth inspection, pinv, dirty talk, praise kink always, tiniest bit of degradation, little bit of pussy pronouns, joel refers to himself as daddy, daddy issues mentioned (joel is here to fix them), reader has free-use fantasies, creampie ||
references & inspired by: In My Room by Julia Wolf, Fleabag s2, All the Things She Said by t.A.T.u, Crush by Ethel Cain
a/n: if you ever watched s2e4 of fleabag and wished it was joel miller, your prayers have been answered. all my love forever and always to @pearlessance for clappin' eyes on this baby before it was ready
wc: 9k

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The Mundane Kind of Love

Pairing: husband! Joel Miller x Reader

Summary: You marry Joel Miller not for love, but for convenience, and now you are bound by vows to a man whose gruffness hides more than you expect.

CW: 18+ MDNI, marriage of convenience, lots of fluff, slow burn romance with eventual smut, lil bit of angst, jackson!Joel, husband!Joel, wife!reader, mild anxiety, outbreak, alternate universe, big age gap (unspecified), oldman!Joel, dirty talk, pet names, p-in-v, multiple orgasms, oral, fingering, spitplay, praises, cumplay, one premature ejaculation, grinding, aftercare, size kink, talk of pregnancy, breeding kink.

Word count: 9.4k

Note: I wrote this one for my birthday today. Joel Miller as a husband is concerningly close to being a birthday present. I want that old man. I wouldn't mind unwrapping that old man on my birthday lol, sorry not sorry.

All characters are fictional and adults. Read at your own discretion. I’m not responsible for your media consumption.

This is not what you thought your life would be, but somehow you find yourself here in Joel Miller's house while the fireplace glows, warming the room.

You took his last name just this afternoon, in front of your friends and his family. He took a vow that you were not really sure if he meant it from the heart.

As you were unsure about your own.

Because you do not love Joel Miller, but now you are his wife.

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