what your favorite classic rock band says about you
the doors: "i really enjoy carnivals and leather pants"
led zeppelin: "i spend a lot of time keeping my long hair from getting split ends and i like to yell"
the who: "i either own, or desire to own, a pinball machine"
the velvet underground: "i'm gay and love pain"
heart: "i am either someone's mom or just wear mom jeans"
journey: "i don't believe in love but i want it anyway"
the rolling stones: "i would probably fuck a heated up bagel and i love sin"
the beatles: "i would eat sandpaper if i could say it was better than listening to the radio"
eagles: "i enjoy pretending i am a retired man in a hammock"
fleetwood mac: "i own two tambourines and would wear a silk robe in public"
pink floyd: "i'm dead inside"
the beach boys: "i can't stop buying hawaiian shirts and wearing sandals to work"
queen: "i manifest emotions as opera music"