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motherblackcap:

officialbillhader:

[Description: a TikTok video showing someone holding up a Macbook laptop with an incredulous look, with a caption reading “Alan Turing after I bring him to 2026”. The person inspects the laptop, and as they do so they say “Oh my god. This is—this is incredible. Like, I just—I can’t even comprehend what I’m looking at here. Like, I just never thought that like in a million years society would ever, ever be able to create something like this.” They pause and look at the laptop screen, and say “And you said they’re both hockey players?” /End description]

mizuthe-cat:

damn mutual I don’t engage with that media you’re into but my congrandolances on the situation

weavingcloth:

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I didn’t know how to describe how I felt today and then I saw this teddy bear on my floor

prrb:

o-ceti:

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english