DOLPH LUNDGREN as Det. Jack Caine in DARK ANGEL (1990) alternative title: I come in peace / dir. Craig R. Baxley

Has anyone spit realer fax

PETER STEELE, DAVE MUSTAINE, and BRUCE DICKINSON in Roseland, NYC, 1999.

the jump from 2015 to 2020 was 10 years but the jump from 2020 to 2025 was 11 months

who up working for the skin trade

The way a Bachelors degree is the equivalent to a written recommendation from a former store manager at a Circuit City now. Just nuke us already fuck.

the more i hear abt that lilo n stitch remake the more im like oh this isn’t just like. a bad remake it’s actually deeply deeply evil in a way that i hope reaps some sort of cosmic punishment

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?