Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

for real though if you were a fat girl in PE as a teenager you deserve financial compensation

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

ok this is insanely cool

listen kid. try the sleep burger at dream diner. go down doze avenue and make a right at the stoplight. head down and take a left on the corner of 66th sheep and napland. dont forget your pillow and blanky -- this one'll knock you right out.

shooting my shot by liking exactly one post you made.

sometimes in an effort to keep a conversation going i will say shit i dont even believe at all.. just bc im nervous.. like who said that..

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!

"littlest pet shop" (2007), krystal haliburton

when two mages are practicing spells together and one accidentally teleports miles away call that a problematic mage gap