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when life gives you lemons, make orange juice

@jenn-i-guess

a multifandom writer//lesbian, 18, she/he/they/whatever
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amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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follovved

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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whereismystrawberrytart
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my-fandom-life
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becketts-one-and-done

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

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onfirelikegasoline

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

do none of you own a fucking kettle

State terrorism charges have been dropped against Luigi Mangione. He is still on trial for the lesser charge of 2nd-degree murder.

Hope his lawyers are smart enough to have the murder charges dropped on a technicality after all those government officials declared him guilty without a trial

IT'S HAPPENING

Everyone remember to download those beloved fics ahead of time! And don't forget to thank your local AO3 volunteer for working those long hours!

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my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

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what if we were a demon boy band and we all ran like goofy guys? haha jk...unless? 🤔

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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

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