you are asking your single friend the 12 year old

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

They call them "the big two"

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

got arrested for this

then you didnt smuggle it did you

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

Only an elite group of gifted word-learner dogs can retain the names of hundreds of toys

Hello Steak

my friend's SL avatar <3

charging nook

this is what i look like when i take off my clothes btw (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）

They have WHAT

bugs robots and dolls are all sisters in arms

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back