i mean i could relisten to tma but if i wanted to watch the life of an overachieving academic deteriorate because of forces outside of his control while he slowly looses his mind i could also just look in the mirror
did the aliens from star wars just enjoy that band in the cantina playing the exact same fucking song over and over again or was it a situation like that diner with Whats New Pussycat on repeat
considering that han solo was in that cantina, I think we all know the answer
and then when i was about to request the song for the seventh time, my buddy chewbacca, genius that he is, stopped me and said “rrrRrrrghghghhHh”. and that is when the afternoon went from good to great.
I think they should make a new stoplight that's purple and if you get it you have to just turn around
Today feels like a good day to wander into a forest for 30 years only to come back with antlers, a thousand yard stare and the ability to speak to the earth.
Apparently we’ve all decided Fitzroy Maplesyrup is just “sexy Griffin McElroy” and you might be confused as to what that could possibly look like and the good news is such a man does exist! Bad news? You’re all going to fucking hate it.
i will NOT be fielding questions at this time.
hey op? this hit me like a fucking gunshot to the chest, i can’t breathe
Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.
true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse