mrrao

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
passion8alot
orcarriagesthatwork

I think about this cake every day

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tizzymcwizzy

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sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

microsuedemouse

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

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The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

helenarth

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You


A large cookie cake shaped like a heart. Red icing is piped around the edge and in the middle in white and red icing it says "No one like you". At the bottom are two X's and a heart.ALT

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

prokopetz
prokopetz

There is no meme so domain-specific that I won't laugh at it. Give me train fandom memes about fucked up signal flags. Give me Beowulf scholarship memes about how to correctly translate "hwæt". The fact that I have no frame of reference is no obstacle to a sensible chuckle.

mahead-ithurt

I raise you my challenger:

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prokopetz

Funnily enough, you've managed to hit my actual area of expertise, so this one doesn't provoke a sensible chuckle so much as it does flashbacks to that one time in college I went 96 hours without sleep because I started a CS term project on this meme's exact subject matter the week before it was due

foone
capsyst

I love animation history and one of the things that always baffled me was how did animators draw the cars in 101 Dalmatians before the advent of computer graphics?

Any rigid solid object is extremely challenging for 2D artists to animate because if one stray line isn’t kept perfectly in check, the object will seem to wobble and shift unnaturally.

Even as early as the mid 80’s Disney was using a technique where they would animate a 3D object and then apply a 2D filter to it. This practice could be applied to any solid object a character interacts with: from lanterns a character is holding, to a book (like in Atlantis), or in the most extreme cases Cybernetic parts (like in Treasure Planet).

But 101 Dalmatians was made WAY before the advent of this technology. So how did they do the Cruella car chase sequence at the end of the film?

The answer is so simple I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me sooner:

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They just BUILT the models and painted them white with black outlines 🤣

That was the trick. They’re not actually 2D animated, they’re stop motion. They were physical models painted white and filmed on a white background. The black outlines become the lineart lines and they just xeroxed the frame onto an animation cel and painted it like any other 2D animated frame.

That’s how they did it! Isn’t that amazing? It’s such a simple low tech solution but it looks so cool in the final product.

transhuman-priestess

@transparent-plastic-robotgirl check it out

transparent-plastic-robotgirl

omg that's cool as heck!!! 🌸

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theskiesareopen
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

the-ganymedian

Additionally, it should be illegal for a vending machine to not accept physical currency.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

precisely!

though it should be noted that cashless vending machines do accept at least one form of physical currency:


Image of a crowbar. Classic and simple, yet svelte and purposeful. A tool of great beauty and engineering ingenue.ALT
theskiesareopen

I am so tired of needing to use an app to pay for parking to visit my friend, because the website doesn't work and they don't accept any other payment. And the app doesn't work well either, my friend who lives there couldn't figure out how to tell the app to pay for my car instead of their car.

To people running such things: I want to pay digitally, I want to go cashless and not have to deal with bills and coins and change, stop making me give up security and privacy and just use the easier and cheaper systems instead of going out of your way to make this transaction worse for both of us.