2026
- FUCK HARD
- FUCK FAST
- FUCK BADLY
- NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
- CREATE JOY
- MUSIC ALWAYS
- PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
- YUMMY SOUP
- go see the doctor about that thing
- BE TRANSGENDER
- KISS YOUR FRIENDS
- EAT CHEESE
- NEVER KILL YOURSELF
- THRIVE
florence-not-italyy asked:
hi! you used to follow my old account @/florence-not-italy unfortunately i got scammed & hacked (don't fall for it if my old account messages you!) so this is my new account, just so you know :)
hii!! i’m never online on here anymore but !! i shall follow you and everything, and just a notice to anyone else who knows this acc !! yippie!!
“why do you act like you’re better than people who use chat gpt—”
because i am! thanks for asking :)
Regulus, Remus, Dorcas and Evan have a group chat called ‘I’m dating an idiot’ where they regale all the idiotic things their partners have done and seek moral support
James, Sirius, Marlene and Barty have a group chat called ‘I pissed off my partner again’ where they try to figure out what they’ve done to annoy their significant other and how to make it up to them… the advice given in the group always makes things worse
they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
Barty: Why? Why, Reg?
Regulus: Why am I sleeping with James?
Barty: Is it a pitty thing?
Regulus:
Barty: Is he sick?
Regulus:
Barty: Are you working for the ministry? Damm it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?
Regulus: *Walking away*
Barty, calling after him: Is it huge? I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.
Barty: Is it huge?
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
ok hear me out you’d think Barty would have the strangest nicknames for Evan (see: dickhead, bitch, loser). but his nicknames are actually so sweet?? and it’s like you see this six foot lanky intimidating guy with a bunch of tattoos calling his slightly shorter, more intimidating bf with a major case of rbf things like “angel” “mio bello” “sweetheart” “rosie” “love” etc etc. and then Evan’s nicknames for Barty are also sweet like “bee” “bats” “baby” etc etc.