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Jess, aka Syppah. I just make and share shitposts here these days.

Owner/artist of Witch Vamp.

horsegirlhusband:

birues:

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PRAISE THE OMNISIAH! ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE IS BANNED!!

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(via leojulius13)

— 7 hours ago with 6849 notes

therealbitterstar:

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This is what years without new content does to a fandom

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— 19 hours ago with 16714 notes

shopwitchvamp:

While packing orders today I found this very slightly damaged cat bell collar with a small dent in the bell. I don’t wanna send this out to someone at full price, so it’s now listed for $5 off! The dent is not very noticeable & I think it could be fixed pretty easily.

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[Discounted Cat Bell Collar - Size SM/MD]

— 3 days ago with 32 notes

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

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not my best work

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— 4 days ago with 58341 notes

shopwitchvamp:

I just KNOW this applies to a whole bunch of you:

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Mildly Haunted Baseball Hat

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

— 5 days ago with 106 notes

shopwitchvamp:

Update on our straggler sale! We’ve cleared out nearly half of the sale items already, which is amazing!!! Here’s what’s left (all 20%-60% off)

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Thanks so much, everyone! I’m feeling very hopeful that we might be able to fully clear this set out soon :D

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

— 5 days ago with 18 notes

ilepigg:

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we’re the same PERSON 💜

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(via moonghostie)

— 6 days ago with 607 notes
#same man  #same 

shopwitchvamp:

Weekend flash! Straggler sale live now!

We’ve got 40 38 items on sale for 20%-60% off!

Help me tabula rasa my inventory for a fresh start this year 🤗

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🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

— 1 week ago with 43 notes

shopwitchvamp:

shopwitchvamp:

Me checking our shop dashboard: “Oh wow! Why have we had SO MANY visits today? Something cool and exciting going on??”

*checks the live analytics*

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Me, hopeless: “Ah. Ashburn again. I should’ve known. We’re just getting scraped by Amazon data centers for the millionth time. Great.”

It’s happening again today 🥲 Please, real people, visit my shop to counteract this depressing scourge

— 1 week ago with 263 notes