horsegirlhusband:

birues:

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH! ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE IS BANNED!!

(via leojulius13)

therealbitterstar:

This is what years without new content does to a fandom

(via leojulius13)

shopwitchvamp:

While packing orders today I found this very slightly damaged cat bell collar with a small dent in the bell. I don’t wanna send this out to someone at full price, so it’s now listed for $5 off! The dent is not very noticeable & I think it could be fixed pretty easily.

[Discounted Cat Bell Collar - Size SM/MD]

parakavka:

Transdimensional Beast

(via i-feel-dirty)

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

(via im-not-a-monster)

shopwitchvamp:

I just KNOW this applies to a whole bunch of you:

Mildly Haunted Baseball Hat

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shopwitchvamp:

Update on our straggler sale! We’ve cleared out nearly half of the sale items already, which is amazing!!! Here’s what’s left (all 20%-60% off)

Thanks so much, everyone! I’m feeling very hopeful that we might be able to fully clear this set out soon :D

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

ilepigg:

we’re the same PERSON 💜

(via moonghostie)

shopwitchvamp:

Weekend flash! Straggler sale live now!

We’ve got 40 38 items on sale for 20%-60% off!

Help me tabula rasa my inventory for a fresh start this year 🤗

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

shopwitchvamp:

shopwitchvamp:

Me checking our shop dashboard: “Oh wow! Why have we had SO MANY visits today? Something cool and exciting going on??”

*checks the live analytics*

Me, hopeless: “Ah. Ashburn again. I should’ve known. We’re just getting scraped by Amazon data centers for the millionth time. Great.”

It’s happening again today 🥲 Please, real people, visit my shop to counteract this depressing scourge