i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

“Madeleine Silarjuangat” This is the last large solar system I made. I created it for a custom order so I personalised it with my client who offered it to his wife for her birthday last year ♥️ This embroidery is called “Madeleine Silarjuangat”, which means “Madeleine’s world” in Inuit. My client lives in Canada, he wanted to name his embroidery after his wife, the Inuit language has a rich history of stars and legends about life above. Thank you again Kirt! I hope to have more opportunities like this to create more unique and custom orders, it is always very interesting and challenging for me to have to work directly for a client. “Madeleine Silarjuangat” Hand embroidery. Unique piece. Custom order. 32 cm diameter. DMC embroidery thread, cannetille, Swarovski crystal beads, 24kt gold-plated beads, stone beads and glass beads on linen. Wooden frame. https://www.etsy.com/fr/shop/OphelieTrichereau I take custom orders. #embroidery #broderie #planets #solarsystem #universe #scienceart #spaceart #embroiderer #theearth #thesun #sun #mars #jupiter #saturn #cosmosartwork #handembroidery #ophelietrichereau #solarsystemembroidery #sunartwork #soleilart #planetembroidery #universeartwork #astronomyart #dmcembroidery #astroembroidery #astronomylovers #spaceembroidery #cosmicart #outerspaceart #galaxyembroidery

Oh my god, this is AMAZING.

Brotherhood of The Orb

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

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oh hey there unyielding silence how's it going

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@walmart-the-official sneef snorf?

@walmart-the-official its baaaaaack

Will websites implode on themselves if they don’t move the buttons around every month or what

target acquired. small animal deployed.

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

youd think a wet nurse would be someone who dips the baby in water but nope turns out theyve got a whole other guy for that

breaking my silence

My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.

And the second best thing about it is that none of this makes it inaccessible to newbies who have never played the game, it works great as a pulp fantasy story, with a truly great mix of genuine character moments and humor. It takes the subject matter seriously but also embraces the absurdity of living in a world where a cat could fall down your chimney then turn into a young woman and walk out your front door.

i really needed Shane in Ilya’s Ottawa jersey. exactly in this position

inspired by this awesome fic by theprinceandagcd on ao3!!!!

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

PHRASE ADDED!

yknow what i think about all the time?

“montreal is nice, yes?”

“boston is nice too?”

he was just a kid and he was genuinely trying to connect with a peer and someone who had reached out to him and he felt a genuine connection to and he was looking for comfort and reassurance that he had made a good decision and would be happy

Just one tiny thing to add, a player doesn't have any control where they're drafted, the teams pick. So it isn't so much a decision he made as a whole bunch of things out of his control happening to him all at once. He could've ended up anywhere based on draft picks that year, and he ended up in Boston, a city he's never been to in a country he doesn't know well that speaks a language he isn't fluent in. And he asks "This'll be okay, right? This place I'm going, it's nice? I'll be okay there?" And Shane says yes and then here, finally, is someone he trusts telling him it's an okay place to go.

And Shane drinks when Ilya tells him. That detail is as important as anything else. Pretty much everything is out of Ilya’s control except this weirdo who’s staring at his crotch. Shane, meanwhile, is at the absolute height of “PLEASE TELL ME I’M A GOOD BOY I AM TRYING SO HARD I WILL DRINK WATER.” He’s so young, too, and practically ready to dive face-first into Ilya’s sweaty groin if it means getting to shut his brain off for two seconds.

Yes, all this. And I simply MUST peer review the tags, because they’re stellar.

First off, @jahsontodd

Next we have @thoughtfulgardenerpirate

Then @agoodsoldier and @parcai

And next @mybloodstream-caffeine

Next up @tsitpfrvrbonrad although I must correct them. When they first met in December 2008, Ilya and Shane were only 17. The draft was June 2009, and Ilya’s date of birth is June 15, 1991. So they had both just become legal adults (Shane’s is May 10, 1991). Depending on when in June the draft was held, Ilya might have still been 17 in the gym scene.

Then we have @myarchiveforme and @bedalk

Just below we have @swords-n-spindles who is breaking my heart into tiny pieces. This cute Canadian boy with the freckles is the first person in North America Ilya has had a positive interaction with. But the league, their new teams, and the media have decreed that they should have a professional rivalry.

So they can’t be friends. And even though Ilya was already attracted to Shane here, I think he would’ve settled for a platonic friendship with the first kind person he’d met on this continent. If that was all that was on offer. But he can’t even have that, because that would ruin the heated rivalry narrative their new bosses are busily constructing around these two teenagers.

Neither of whom are yet old enough to drink legally in most provinces (in BC and Ontario, at least, it’s 19). They’re just barely old enough to vote. Not that I think voting matters much in Russia, but you know what I mean.

tonight I’m hurting my feelings thinking about how one of the first things Ilya says to shane after telling him about his mother’s suicide is I don’t want you to think she was weak. it kills me. shane’s obviously not sitting there judging ilya’s mother as weak! it’s so clear that ilya’s talking to someone else in that moment, speaking aloud the words he could never say to his father. ilya as a child in his father’s house, listening to his father lay into to his mother the way he does to ilya in sochi. too young and powerless to speak up for her or step in between them. you’re weak you’re contemptible you’re defective. how are you not ashamed? aghh it hurts my heart. the abandoned child still defending her memory. still guarding her from anyone who might judge her too harshly or try to pick her apart. she wasn’t weak. she was so funny and beautiful. I don’t want you to think she was weak.

hey quick question @belly-aches why’d you have to hurt my feelings so bad