nuthin-gold-can-stay:

“hi my name is percy, i’m on the swim team, thats it there’s nothing more you need to know about me now please don’t socialize with me” percy who transitions to “OH HI LOOK THAT’S MY FRIEND YES I AM AN ENERGETIC AND SOCIAL PERSON” percy the moment somebody he actually knows comes into sight is such an untapped well of pure comedic potential.

at CHB, he has a bunch of friends and is really popular.

but in the mortal world he’s basically invisible. Like. come on. literally his only mortal friend is rachel and that’s because she’s clearsighted. other than that he has zero mortal friends, literally nobody his own age who’s not a demigod who knows him. in the senior year trilogy he doesn’t even know his classmates’ names.

like can you imagine nico, or leo or frank somebody who’s always been under the impression that everybody likes percy walking into AHS and noticing that he’s actually the weirdo emo kid in the corner

“what are you doing here”

“why are you such a fucking loser”

void-the-bear:

heated-blanket:

heated-blanket:

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr,
all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

(via hellsite-hall-of-fame)

ninalinovna:

he’s three apples tall 🤏🏼

lakecountylibrary:

LIBRARY WRAPPED

• You checked out… probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
  
• Used our wifi maybe? For something?
  
• Look we actually don’t know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
  
• We don’t want to know.
  
• Our gift to you is privacy.
  
• Take it.
  
• Be free.

(via eighthdoctor)

gean-grey-blog:

One time I was leaving a friend’s place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

“She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair”

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying “you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of”

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

digitalchristian:

aroaceauri:

twinklecupcake:

pb-dot:

writingamongther0ses:

twinklecupcake:

twinklecupcake:

Magical girl who had wanted to be one so badly but never had that magical mascot/mentor encounter so she summoned a demon to contract with instead.

It’s not a dark story or anything, the magical girl is just as cute and cheery and friendly as factory standard and never loses that faith and optimism, she’s just
Pact-bound to a frightening demon from the underworld instead of a cute teddy bear mouse.

“What if he’s manipulating her to evil-“ No.

“What if she needs to eat souls to survive-“ No.

“What if she becomes horrified with what she’s becoming-“ No.

Demon being viewed as weird for making a pact with a cute, cheery schoolgirl.

At every demon party where they show off their pacted there’s evil, terrible, and frighteningly beautiful and then there’s this teenager in a cute magical girl dress.

“I don’t get you Goragog.” “Listen, it’s nice. Just nice! Can’t things be nice? Is it a sin for things to be nice?” “No and that’s part of the problem…” “You’re just jealous Samantha created a "bffs forever” blingee with me. When was the last time one of your warlocks did something like that for you?“ ”*on the verge of tears* it’s been DECADES!“

Meanwhile on the other side of the room…

"So what do you get in exchange? I get eternal youth and beauty.”

“Yeah, and I get all my enemies smited.”

“And my guy gave me immeasurable wealth. What'chu got, kid?”

“This super cute compact! Isn’t it pretty? The heart-shaped jewels are so sparkly, and the mirror is always spotless!”

“….”

“And since we’re pactbound, we’re basically roomies now, so I also get a cool best friend and sleepovers on weekends!”

“….”

“Oh, and I also got my magical powers, of course.”

Er'trian, Harbinger of Eternal Night, Defender of the Shrieking Chasm, and Lord of Eight Furies stared at eir favorite rival in confusion.

“But it’s a pact,” ey said. “A deal. An exchange is built in! You can’t just Bestow Magical Powers for nothing in return. So what are you getting out of this, Goragog???”

Goragog’s dark eyes wept their endless ichor. A halo of eldritch nightmares flickered around his head. With deliberate slowness he turned to meet Er'trian’s accursed gaze.

“The power of friendship.”

(via manapeer)

void-of-nonsense:

Danny who thinks the bats know and are just really good at the whole secret idenities thing.

Batman who has no idea becausd they all think danny is undead like redhood is undead, like everyone whos died and came back undead: we think it would be good if you were there when we meet the high king of the infinite realms

Danny who can duplicate himself: …okay?

Batman introducing the king to the members of the leauge and politicians and also we hope you dont mind danny is here as a consultant

Danny who has to shake his own hand:… how could I possibly mind? (they think hes offended because hes bad at lying)

Danny who makes death jokes at himself and the leauge are so worried hes offended the king but then the king joins in

cosmonautroger:

Gdańsk, Poland

Anonymous asked:

Blue's got no Clue's where the fuck dey are

katlovesshrimps:

kaava:

atelier-xm:

There’s a new mural in Szczecin

You forgot to add the best thing about it

(via bucketsofgiggles)

actual-changeling:

explorerrowan:

lilyfromthetsab:

newsandstuffisee:

Most non-Minnesotans have no idea what this means, but to put it plainly: we’re raised with not just the expectation but essentially -programming- to assist others who get stuck during the winter. We’ll help people we’d otherwise punch on sight if they’re stuck in the snow and ice, for zero reward.

This is the level of rage we’re at with ICE. I’m not joking to say it’s almost physically painful to not help someone stuck like that, and it’s worth it because the people stuck are ICE.

The only way we have to express how mad we are above this is channeling the First Minnesota all over again.

The Scandinavians who settled in Minnesota brought with them their Norse understanding of the laws of hospitality: you do not fuck around with winter, that if someone needs help in the winter, you help them as long as they don’t actively try to hurt you or your neighbors. Food, shelter, labour, whatever, if you can help in winter, you do.

ICE has violated the “actively try to hurt you or your neighbors” bit of the laws of hospitality, and thus the hospitality has been revoked. They are free to feel winter’s wrath against those who would bring harm to the community.

I like to think that Lady Skaði would be proud of her distant children.

this reminds me of the mud wizard who walked through everything without any problems while the police officers kept sliding and falling and getting stuck, you can watch it right here.

for context, this was during anti-coal protests in lützerath which went on for days and included people being forcibly removed, injured, or otherwise violated by the police. they showed up in riot gear against people simply sitting and camping and wanting to protect their forests. it was a really big deal here.

(via amarguerite)

nightblackowlbat:

John Constantine and the baby Ghost King

heist-family-content:

Damian: Baba, I want ear piercings.

Bruce: I’ll make your appointment at Claire’s.

Damian: Dick didn’t get his ear piercings done at Claire’s!

Bruce: No, your brother gave Wally West the sharp point of one of my batarangs and told him to use his super speed to hole punch his lobes at the same time, then he threw up in a flower pot and tried to ice his bleeding ears with one of my chilled bottles of wine. You are going to Claire’s.

byteofsoup:

kaijuno:

Imagine you’re so small and cold and scared but there’s smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I’m going to cry

(via fractoluminescence)

stillnotsquashed:

Bruce being asked to unbox the official Wayne Enterprises advent calendar each day for social media but remembering to do something consistently for 24 days in a row is not Brucie’s style so Bruce keeps enliating his children to do it and they come up with increasingly bizarre excuses as to why Bruce can’t do it which is made all the more hilarious by Bruce sometimes walking through the backs of the videos like he has no idea what is going on.

The Batkids are also all over the place so their social media accounts are filled with videos of them escorting the advent calendar to the next person due to open it, including Tim taking a private jet to deliver the calendar to Cass and Damian arriving in Bludhaven with the advent calendar in a bio-locked case handcuffed to his wrist so that Dick can film a one minute long video opening it.