Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves
“I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa… it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free…”
And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was “Sweetie”
when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like “YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!” just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn’t really get what they were abour and I’d be in the tags like “#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!” and now im 24 I’m thinking back to it and it’s like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I’m losing
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
Svetlana: bitch you’re really secretive about fucking someone named Jane in Montreal and you get really fucking weird when I mention Shane Hollander…… I’m not stupid.
This was my second original embroidery design! I did it in july 2020 :) By this point i was really into using cool techniques to show textures and i was very excited to try out stump work (basically crochet LOL) for the nori. I love picking techniques that really reflect the properties of something.
It’s also VERY SMALL, see last photo with my glasses next to it.
Comedians in the ‘70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn’t warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal “morally struggle with killing people” game but now it’s gone too far :-/
A lot of you are playing into a lot more reactionary of hands than I think you would like when you act like tits are more shocking than gun violence.
We need to call people posers again. We gotta. We just gotta. No you aren’t a countercultural weirdo because you made a battle jacket, you get tangibly viscerally uncomfortable if someone is breast feeding in public and that is incredibly square of you.
Complete - 32k - T - Relationships: Evan “Buck” Buckley/Tommy Kinard, Sal Deluca & Tommy Kinard.
Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Discussion of Suicide, Angst with a Happy Ending, Everyone in this story is coming from a different place, Where is Buck?
Summary:
Salvatore DeLuca has opinions about the state of Tommy’s love life - a lot of them. So sue him, he’s an opinionated guy. He’s also a protective guy, so when he finally got the chance to let that damned Buckley kid know exactly what he thought of him stomping all over his best friend’s heart and career, he did so - enthusiastically. In fact, considering he sent the guy packing before he could even talk to Tommy and mess up his life again, Sal’s been pretty fuckin’ pleased with himself.
Only now Buckley’s gone missing, Tommy’s beyond pissed at him, and Sal… well he might be experiencing something like regret.
Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like “My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I’m going to wait for him but I’d like to find him faster,ya know?” And Holmes figures out that it was this girl’s parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn’t be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like “Well,you caught me! But it wasn’t illegal:) so:)” and Holmes is like “No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn’t.” And the man is like “No,she doesn’t.” And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like “Well,I guess I’ll do then!” And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.
btw having curly hair but not being taught how to care about it as a child means that even if you are white, the majority of hair advice being given by other white people is useless and actively harmful to you, so you literally owe everything you know to black and brown women online
