“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
Vinyl records are circular because it’s an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc’s radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.
you know, a strong as fuck ice mummy doesnt actually delineate any hostility. the ice mummy could be chill. metaphorically. you know
if you ever find yourself writing fanfiction and thinking “this is too indulgent” that is the devil talking and he can go ahead and shut the fuck up
these new MLB rules where they can use 8 different pitchers across multiple timelines simultaneously are getting out of hand
literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won’t be a christmas this year
good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting
the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles
i think about this post at least once a week
the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/“”“"healthy”“”“ recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you’re sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard
anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that’s 90% raspberries by volume
Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?
This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I’m going to have to intervene.
What are you gonna do?
when i‘m trying to go to sleep but then i remember and remember and remember and remember
who up getting blent














