>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

can anyone stab me but not like in a sexual way

if nobody got me I know listening to music and creating fake scenarios got me

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

breaking bad yuri au

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

You might think mathematicians are smart, but according to these so called "geniuses", even simple numbers like 12 and 3 are "complex".

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

Behold, One William.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

Hands that can write in print-like font

getting jabbed by one of those sexy unethical nurses w/ a giant syringe but then she deposits it into a giant syringe disposal box because she's not That unethical

Great job everyone

heated rivalry - twitter edition (1/?)

bonus:

heated rivalry twitter (7/?) ft married hollanov in celebration of the book 3 announcement

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭

i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe

this one was kind of a hit with the perverts but shoutout to whoever tagged this as "clark kent smallville". you should be studied in a lab.