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- A fic that you would read fic of

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- A fic that mad you feel seen

for the fic rec bingo! <3

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A fic that I would read fic of:

(! ok i’ve always wanted to rec one of my own fics & ive never managed it but aha!....)

waiting for someone who needs me is a gg/brio genie au and it exists and blah blah blah, but like ok:

i. it’s an au which is cheating really

ii. i’m pretty sure it’s the only gg genie fic on ao3 which is......unacceptable?

where are the aus of the au (i.e. canon compliant)?! canon genie rio really would explain a lot if you think about it.......................................... ADDITIONALLY canon genie jt.............................................?

A fic that made me feel seen:

(this was retroactively gifted to me bc i wouldnt stop going on abt it sddfdgf <3)

i love it SO much!!! i love the tone! i love the language! i love the beth characterisation! i love the lowkey hilarious asides! i love (hate?) how fucking annoying both of them are! i love how effective it is as a short story! i love how effective it is as a ~horror story! i love the angst! i love the beth n ruby stuff!

(i am remembering now how much i hate like blurb-reccing fics bc im terrible at it adfgffg BUT) this is the only fic i managed to write a rec for on https://goodgirlsficrecs.tumblr.com/, THAT’s how much i love it!!!

the s2 finale broke me, and i was SO hungry for fic to ~fix that, and idk, this made me feel both seen & seeing and it’s my FAVOURITE ~resolution (i mean, it’s probs light on genuine resolution, but i think that’s part of WHY), & the characterisation is f l a w l e s s  to me, & as someone who loves canon-compliant, plot-lite, angsty, short fics, it just hits P E R F E C T & it feels like there’s this ideal confluence of form and content & it’s just the BEST ok!!!!!

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20, 1, 17, 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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20: what something that immediately makes you exit out of a fic?

Discovering I'm actually too tired to read

1: are there any fics that you wanted to leave multiple kudos for, and were disappointed when you could only leave one?

All! The! Time!!! I think it's probably what made me so commenty tbh? My beef with not being able to rekudo for a fresh chapter

17: canon-compliant or canon, what canon?

Canon-complaint, which is where I complain about canon!!!!

Ummm so ultimately I think I do prefer canon-compliant stuff, although I love aus as a refuge 😭 but idk if that's even the dichotomy this means?? I think of canon what canon as more like... Stuff set in the canon world but just ignoring canon happenings??

 14: what's your favourite AU setting?

Oy, how am I to have a favourite?? One I really love is the King's mistress by @wakeupflawless - it's creative and fleshed out, and I love Beth's characterisation here, and her and rio's dynamic (and I think those things could have been portrayed quite differently in this context, in a way that I wouldn't have enjoyed so much?)

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for fic recs: 🥇 ➕ 🪄

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Ty!! 👋😊

🥇 your first ever bookmark

Good Sport by fireinsideforfun!

I feel I have rambled incoherently about my love of this fic enough, so I'll spare you the all caps ranting 😂

➕ a fic which needs a follow up

OK, as a writer I think 'needs' is an overly demanding term (who wrote this list?! Ffs 😅) but I would love a follow up to:

This fic (which features canonish grumpy fake dating 😍) is so much fun!!!

🪄 a magic fic

A post s2 fic in which (witch? 🤔😂) Beth ressurects rio!!! 😱

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Ask that sounds like text post~~ What would be the top five conversations be like between Buddy, Annie's turtle (name...?) and Jus?

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Gah, ty for indulging me my dear <3

(so preamble: i thought the point of this meme was, you mock me with an ask 'in my style', i post it, how we both laugh, i have to put no real effort in, woohoo butttt now im looking at a question & im not sure if im supposed to answer it????)

if this IS a genuine q, im afraid i dont know the answer (beyond i think the tortoise(?) might be called gus rex? & im pretty sure the bird was called au jus) BUT i think i know who to ask / let me rec you some fics (P I V O T ! )

@betterhomesandhobbits wrote The Goodest Boy which is an INCREDIBLE buddy the dog pov fic

@bourbon-ontherocks wrote Pour Me A Drink, And I'll Tell You Some Lies, which is from the pov of beth's bourbon glass (!!!) & it's amazing

@misshazelevers20 wrote a lot of really great kid pov (plus some grown ups) in the Watching two idiots interact with each other series which is super fun!

@missmaxime wrote I See Your True Technicolors, which is a fantastically creative jane pov adventure fic

@fairhairedkings wrote The One Where Rio Gets a Dog, which sadly doesn’t involve actual pet pov BUT there’s def a dog & it’s a sweet story!

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Rating: E | Words: 6391 | Chapters: 1/1 | Language: English

Summary:

They never talk about it, what they’re doing. They never acknowledge it at all, really, it’s just part of what they do now. Rio comes by at night, looks at the books, picks up the money, and lays Elizabeth out on whatever piece of furniture is the handiest.

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Do you help with fanfic listings? I am looking for Beth and Rio bissexual AUs: one or other, or both. I might have to start my own because I could only find one, ever.

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WOOOWHEEE, you came a’knockin on the right door babe. This is my shit, and I’d be honoured to be your guide. 

let’s make our first stop here at @sothischickshe

it’s a dirty, dirty game is a bickering, bisexual, boozy disaster (in the best possible WAY)

ok next up, we have @inyoursheets

eager is a bethxrhea established relationship CUTIE of a fic. 

the instigator is the hottest shit ever, a personal fave, and has A+ characterization (FFM threesome)

OKOK let’s move onto perhaps the queen of writing messy bisexual bullshit @nakedmonkey

I, You, He is delicious, so well-written, UGH I love it. (Beth x Rhea)

Low Commotion is a Beth x Debbie Ocean crossover fic. talk about boss bitches.

@mego42 pops in here with a #highwhilebi delight.

A chapter of Pills n’ Potions has Rio and Annie discussing their sexuality (and yes, the jumpsuits get called out.)

and wow, the next stop is steamy

@emilykolburn writes an incredible MM sex scene with Beth peeking/joining in Knock First.

if you like original characters…

BreannaM13 writes Beth x Originial Female in Sweet Escape.

and there is this amazing fic feature Rio, Beth and a girl named Dan…. but who writes it??? all I remember is the author’s notes that say who is Dan? am I Dan? are we all Dan?

and just for FUNSIES, here is an awesome pegging fic!!! hooray!!

oh! oh! oh! and 

girls go to the bathroom together to kiss by @makemeanybraver if you are craving Beth x Ruby.

anywho, I hope this fills you with gay joy. Happy reading!!

(these are mostly beth x rhea, there are lots of fics that mention annie X nancy, or annie x diane but I haven’t read any that have them centered. also a formal request to have Bdth get with hot female cousin, clearly the best person at the Rio Family BBQ)

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Thanks @kenrune and @mego42 for the detective work - yes that’s my fic Show Me! There are loads on this list I haven’t read yet - rest assured it won’t take me long to rectify that. 

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What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)

❤️❤️❤️

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Ty! 😘😘😘

Ooof this is hard tho 😂 bc it would depend on their tastes!! (also where is the librarian emoji?? 📚)

But for some hypothetical extra vague person, I think atm I'd go:

do you like drugs (tonight) bc I reread it the other day and it cheered me up 😊😊😊

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🤢 Grossest fic you ever read?

🥴 Fic that made you feel strange (not necessarily in a bad way, but still strange).

🎢 Name a fic that was a ride from start to finish.

😘😘😘

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👋😚😚😚😚😚😚

🤢 Grossest fic you ever read?

I remember in the long ago starting to read a btvs multiship (I think ~love potion/sex pollen type?) fic which was all right & then suddenly there was iNtEnSe spike/Dawn and I was like 🤮😱🚫🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🙅‍♀️ so idk maybe something like that which taught me to interrogate the tags? ha

🥴 Fic that made you feel strange (not necessarily in a bad way, but still strange).

🤔 Let's go: war in my mind by mintletters16 (incredible post s2 Beth pov aNgSt) 😱😱😱

🎢 Name a fic that was a ride from start to finish.

Bad moon rising by @jesbakescookies (post s2, Beth groundhog days through That Night) -- so good! 🎢

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I’m looking for a fic and for the life of me can’t find it, I’m hoping someone recognizes it - Beth and Rio are swimmers and they compete w the Swim Team, I remember they had a hotel sharing room scene. Any ideas? Thanks!

Hey anon, I think that could be better underwater by @phloxmagpie, a college au with swimmer rio where they live in the same dorm/building, or chlorine by @inyoursheets, ~lifeguards au ft hotel shenanigans.

It's probably not what the water gave me by entitled or tell no tales by @riosnecktattoo tbh but hey maybe you need some merpeople/siren au fic in your life!?

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You already know I’m coming for my man!

Daddy Rio, please and thank you, sissy.

Sentence: “I heard you were talking crazy to my wife?”

*whispers* “get ‘em.”

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Okay Sissy! You're gonna have to forgive me! I KNOW this was supposed to be a drabble but YOU KNOW how we are about our man so....here's 2.4k of our favorite sarcastic ass, sexy ass, mean ass, possessive ass, beautiful ass husband, okay? 😜 Love you mucho-mucho!

~I Got This~

You were speeding through downtown when you used your car’s voice command to reach your husband, hoping he would pick up. Standing on the warehouse floor, Rio was distracted when he answered your call.

“Babe, where you at?”

Rio frowned at your abrupt greeting, immediately focusing all his attention on you. “What’s up?”

“Nothing…you busy?”

Walking to a quieter area, he said the words you wanted to hear, “Don’t matter. Talk to me.”

“Meet me at Nero’s for a minute?”

Okay, I know my commentary is way late, but I always get so wrapped up in this one. I end up grinning like an idiot and then circling back to your other content, sissy. I remembered this time, and I hope you get a huge cackle out of me and my nonsense 😂.

Walking to a quieter area, he said the words you wanted to hear, “Don’t matter. Talk to me.”

It don’t make no damn sense the way my body reacted off his response alone.

He squeezed your thigh, encouraging you to spill it all, listening carefully as you relayed what had happened as calmly as you could.

I’m supposed to be in my feelings and this man over here turning me on! Send help.

you told him to look at your car’s history but he stood up and planted both of his hands on the desk - aggressively and loudly stating that the work needed to be done before walking away.

Karate chop his ass in the throat right damn now!

Seeing that they were actually charging you for the part again, you couldn’t help but question the logic behind it.

Ring, ring! Uh, yes, bank manager? I’ma need you to put a stop payment on something for me right quick. Cause they got me f*cked up!

He tossed a pen across the desk at you and snapped, “Just sign it already!”

In the words of Madea…

He wanted me to act up, I could feel it -

He really did!

Rio was on his phone with “a friend” before you made it out of the lot.

Poor, stupid, weak-ass, Lucas. He bout to get the scariest most terrifying shock of his life.

His eyes widened right before Rio gut punched him, folding him to the floor.

Why am I smiling so damn hard at this?!

The confidence in the stranger’s command plus seeing the gold gun in his hand stopped him.

Oh, lawd! Not the gold gun—he’s beyond pissed.

“Well, help me understand something. If you’re the one in charge of it, how is it that I heard you were talking crazy to my wife?”

Lord knows it would’ve been a mess if I would’ve been standing there with him. Soon as the question came out I would’ve hit Lucas with a:

He watched Lucas writhe around on the ground, pathetic and whimpering, gasping for air. Where’d the tough guy go?

THAT’S RIGHT HUBBY!! BEAT HIS ASSSSSS!!

“You were what?!” Rio spat with his jaw tight. “You’re sorry for what?! Snappin’ on her? Throwin’ shit at her?” Rio thumped the end of his gun hard on his forehead twice, spacing out his next words carefully - each one wrapped in his menacing rasp.

Well, answer him, tough guy!

Hugging yourself, you made another request, “Skip the food…just come home, okay?”

Oh! We hungry—for some D—you know what I’ma chill.

As always, this was freaking incredible, sissy🥰♥️!!

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a fic you’d print and put on your bookshelf and a fic that led to you making friends with the author for fic rec bingo pls!!

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ty!! <3

a fic i'd print and put on my bookshelf

well the ACTUAL answer is none....printers and I are locked in an ancient conflict...we've reached a détente of some sort...i don't bother them...they don't bother me...peace is maintained...i'm not about to mess with that...

HOWEVER! per terms, i don't think there's anything wrong with YOU printing something and bringing it to me for my shelves????!?! and THUS:

this beth/rhea fic is SO FUCKING GOOD OKAY!!! I LOVE THEIR MESSY DYNAMIC! I LOVE HARSH RHEA!!!! AND IT’S GORGEOUSLY WRITTEN!!!! UGH

also, it’s perfectly teeny so i wouldn’t be rinsing too much of your ink + it might actually fit into my uhhh higgledy piggeldy shelf sitch yknow so IDEAL ALL AROUND

a fic that led to me making friends with the author

(at least i think this was where our love story began?! appolz if im retconning reality, but remembering things is very very fake tbf)

this canon-divergent brio fic is d e l i g h t f u l !!! it’s set in a world where beth n rio (crime) split up prior to 213, which thus didnt happen, & then reconnect via JAZZ CLUB SHENANIGANS!!!! it’s SO lovely getting to linger with a softer version of them where they’re not so messily entangled and are able to achieve something closer to equal footing <3 and I love that we get a mix of both beth & rio’s povs!!!

also HI OMG THIS SHOW WAS CONSTANTLY CRYING OUT FOR A MUSICAL EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i feel VERY fed by this, haha. 

There are SO many cute, comedic moments (shout out to beth getting tangled up in her coat! who among us etc etc) AND it taught me the word ‘proxemics’ so it’s also educational!!!!!

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