Reblogged bunjywunjy
three shrups and a shrowl
Reblogged tearlessrain
It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.
Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want
since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.
13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=
a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch
fuck hermit I meant hermit
Identity is stored in the balls.
Reblogged creekfiend
sabatoge-deactivated20220531
the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with
Reblogged strongintherealgay
having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww
calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships
secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it
this tag has me in stitches
Reblogged toniins
Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation
captain-price-officially
I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus
theworsethingsgettheharderifight
someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧
captain-price-officially
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Dog | Explicit | 3424 words
“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.” Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch. “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off. OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
Reblogged mysteryteacup
if you could be pregnant with ANYTHING (non-human) what would it be
nobody on tumblr ever asks you what your favorite color is. also i'd pick to be pregnant with a magical and legally binding checkbook that comes pre-signed by each of of the 50 richest people on earth.
Reblogged jervis-tetch-my-beloved
Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA
your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter
They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.
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They’ve just had fucking incredible sex, and Shane’s eyes are closed against the onslaught of release and pure feeling Ilya Rozanov brings out in him.
He’s so lucky that whatever god or cosmic entity that exists in the universe brought them together, because he’s so in love, and truly, most days he still can’t wrap his head around the fact that he’s married and gets to live with the perfect man and play on the same team and have fucking incredible sex before morning practice.
“Hey,” Ilya’s voice, deep and rough, resonates through Shane all the way down to the bottoms of his feet.
He turns his head toward the sound, but doesn’t open his eyes, instead opting just to keep the blissed-out look on his face as he waits to hear what Ilya’s going to say.
Shane imagines it’ll be something like, ‘You are perfect. Such a good boy.’
Or maybe in Russian, ‘I love you so much.’
But much more likely, ‘I give you ten minutes, and then I blow you in the shower.’
Fingers brush against his cheek, and Shane leans into the touch, lost in the feeling of being loved and wanted so wholly. And then, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
His eyes open, and he wonders if his dopamine-addled brain has just misheard. “I’m sorry. What?”
Reblogged fibbunny
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
Reblogged anais-ninja-bitch
i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs
exactly
