tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.

one of our cats found an (uncooked) kidney bean on the kitchen floor and was absolutely enthralled by it until he knocked it into the heating vent. we then… got him another one. i have rarely seen a cat so delighted by any toy as this animal is by a single bean that moves interestingly when hit across a stone floor.

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

the thing is when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from supernatural they usually mean "it was invented by the supernatural fandom in a fanfic". on the other hand, when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from star trek, they mean "it was the plot of at least one star trek episode"

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[Sillyly] I just like to be silly (silly) <- this girlie silly

[Sillyly] I just

like to be silly (silly)

<- this girlie silly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

STOP ASKING THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

writing my own version of heated rivalry but for double luge

was gonna go into more detail but honestly you get the picture