a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ
this is true mlm and wlw solidarity.
Someday the stars will align and you two will be wearing the same ridiculous shirt and the world will be healed amen
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So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like
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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can’t wait to take him on little adventures
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The Legend Of SWORD DOG
From Mistymountainlegends on insta
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sour
I hope it’s okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎
I can’t upload a video with sound for some reason but here’s the version with audio
hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK
THE KIWIFICATION….. AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE
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‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer
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frozen grape dipped in chilled water
Forbidden dandelion
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