Tell me I'm pretty~

@xxacidnekoxx All kittehs go 2 heven o.O

pullies? 🥺

Ouaggghhhh high traction industrial grates

I don't know how to express how thrilled I am to completely give up on the project of being a better person for the next half year, the only thing anyone is gonna expect of me for that time is being a smartass, and thankfully I already am one

motivating yourself to do things by thinking "my blorbo would want me to do this" is much less effective when you know in your heart that your blorbo is operating on a much worse level of self care than you. my blorbo would not care if i brush my teeth or take a shower today. my blorbo eats rocks and wears shirts they found on the floor.

hey i know this is a weird request but after you rape me can you push me to the floor and kick me in the ribs? you can spit on me too if you want. yeah, and then just leave me to cry for a bit. umm, its called catharsis, you philistine