Loki: Adoption is just so difficult, I don’t know how Odin did it,
Thor: We’ve been here for hours, please, just pick a pumpkin already,
Loki: but I wouldn’t want it to feel like I was obligated to take it home and it inherently owes me for it’s life
Thor: Loki, Brother, please just pick one,
Loki: I sure hope none of these want to remain that orangey colour, because I’ll be painting over them in ‘proper’ skin tones later
Thor: LOki, pLEASE,
Loki: I’m having a hard time deciding which would react badly or well when they find out they’re a pumpkin when they’re older
Thor: LOKI, PLEASE, not in puBLIC,
Loki: because obvioUSLY I WON’T BE TELLING THE PUMPKIN THEY’RE ANY DIFFERENT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY TILL THEY FIND OUT ON THEIR OWN– [thor tackles loki in the middle of the supermarket to get him to stop yelling]