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Avian Wings

@jowithavianwings

Intro

Hey folks! You can call me Jo.

I’m in lots of fandoms including marvel, she ra (2018), pretty please i don’t want to be a magical girl, assorted graphic novels, Kpop demon hunters, castoff, and epic the musical

I make art

I theoretically write fanfiction

I’d love to get to know you so feel free to send me asks and stuff

This blog is SFW but I do swear every now and then

I am a minor (16)

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Jane: Well, time for plan B then.
Darcy: What’s plan B?
Loki: Why do I have a feeling plan B is going to involve me somehow?
Jane: The only way I’m going to get S.H.I.E.L.D’s attention is by playing as a damsel in distress. So, break into your armor, go in front of the camera and pretend your kidnapping me.

Loki, sighing: ugh fine, but only this once because I’m bored and you really really do deserve the research money you’ll get from it

[cue Jane and Loki planning many many elaborate schemes so that even when S.H.I.E.L.D. hires her they have to keep paying her up and compensating for the ‘dangers’ that come with their organization with an added bonus every time Loki ‘kidnaps’ her for his nefarious evil plots]

This shouldn’t be hidden un the tags

I agree wholeheartedly

but how does Thor react?

well he looks good in that outfit

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thorkitastic

Fuck Loki you look HOT on your Captain America cosplay Loki haves one tight perfect ass he look’s hoooooooot

Ok but now im imagining a TFatWS crack AU where instead of John Walker the government gives the shield to Loki but for some reason Sam & Bucky are the only ones to recognize him.   

zemo and loki meeting and just staring at each other like 

Zemo: this is not Loki. you said it was Loki.

Sam: Zemo that is literally Loki

Loki: i’m not Loki i’m Captain America

Zemo: He’s not Loki he’s Captain America

Bucky: it is definitely Loki 

Zemo: it’s literally Captain America 

Sam: I don’t know what the government was thinking giving Loki the shield

Zemo: his name is Ikol, please use his preferred name

[bucky and sam are losing it]

HE LITERALLY HAS THE H O RN S 

missed opportunity tbh

Loki: Adoption is just so difficult, I don’t know how Odin did it,
Thor: We’ve been here for hours, please, just pick a pumpkin already,
Loki: but I wouldn’t want it to feel like I was obligated to take it home and it inherently owes me for it’s life
Thor: Loki, Brother, please just pick one,
Loki: I sure hope none of these want to remain that orangey colour, because I’ll be painting over them in ‘proper’ skin tones later
Thor: LOki, pLEASE,
Loki: I’m having a hard time deciding which would react badly or well when they find out they’re a pumpkin when they’re older
Thor: LOKI, PLEASE, not in puBLIC,
Loki: because obvioUSLY I WON’T BE TELLING THE PUMPKIN THEY’RE ANY DIFFERENT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY TILL THEY FIND OUT ON THEIR OWN– [thor tackles loki in the middle of the supermarket to get him to stop yelling]
Loki: I WONDER IF THE PUMPKIN I CHOOSE WILL END UP HAVING A PINAPPLE BROTHER THAT LIES TO HIM HIS WHOLE LIFE ABOUT WHO HE IS AND THEN DECLARES TO KILL ALL OTHER PUMPKINS!!!
Thor: LOKI-
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lokistan
Loki: I WONDER IF THE PUMPKIN I CHOOSE WILL FIND OUT THEY’RE A PUMPKIN BY TOUCHING ANOTHER PUMPKIN AND TURNING ORANGE ONE DAY
Loki: I WONDER IF I’LL JUST DECIDE TO PASS OUT AND AVOID MY RESPONSIBILITIES WHEN THE PUMPKIN FINDS OUT THEY’RE A PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!
Loki: AND I WONDER WHEN THAT PUMPKIN FINALLY CRACKS FROM HIS IDENTITY CRISIS ABOUT BEING A PUMPKIN AND NOT KNOWING HE WAS A PUMPKIN - WILL THAT PUMPKIN TRY TO PROVE HIS WORTHINESS TO HIS PINEAPPLE FAMILY BY TRYING TO ERADICATE ALL OTHER PUMPKINS -
Thor: LOKI - STOP! I-
Thor: *fumbles trying to cover Loki’s mouth with his hand*
Loki: *screeching at the top of his lungs* ONLY FOR HIS WITLESS OAF OF A PINEAPPLE BROTHER TO TRY TO STOP HIM - WHEN HE’S BEEN TRYING TO KILL ALL THE PUMPKINS THREE DAYS PRIOR!!!! BUT SUDDENLY WHEN THE PUMPKIN WANTS TO KILL ALL THE OTHER PUMPKINS TO SHOW HIS LOYALTY TO HIS PINEAPPLE FAMILY - HE’S WRONG????!!!!! HOW SO?????!!!!!! PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT TO MY PUMPKIN SON AFTER HE FLINGS HIMSELF OFF OF THE BIFROST!!!!!!!!!!

One of my favorite characters in the Marvel universe is Clint Barton, so I wanted to share a couple headcanons of mine (feel free to add to this post !)

◇ Deaf (not a headcanon lmao)

◇ His Hearing aids are also coms

◇ Really fuckin' flexible (scarily so. someone called his name and his head turned in a way that would make owls proud.)

◇ Absolutely *despises* not hearing things. Especially his voice when he talks, so really he's quiet when he doesn't wear his Hearing Aids.

◇ Joined S.H.I.E.L.D. at lower than rock bottom (doesn't remember what he signed or when he joined. He really was just a shell).

◇ Moves like he's being hunted. Always, especially if he's alone.

◇ Knows how to poledance (no one asks, but it's probably from the circus)

◇ Beat SHIELDs final test in 39 hours and a broken arm (the standard time is about a week. He beat a record. (Don't quote me on this one. It's inspired by a fic))

◇ Lowkey a bit suicidal on the battlefield. It makes him unpredictable.

  • Has a ton of random skills (Michelin level cooking, hairdressing, make up artist, etc) that no one knows where he learned them and he just smirks and continues with whatever he's doing when asked.

  • Totally lurks in vents/uses them to get around unseen (I will die on the hill that is ceiling-Clint)

  • Is a polyglot that speaks so many languages and can switch between them effortlessly

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