Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
There are two Ao3 beasts in me:
Maggie: The little trailer-park kid that makes her dirty, crayon colored blorbos have tea parties and play house.
Magdalene: The self-hating, chronically tired madwoman that will drag her blorbos through the deepest pits of hell just so she can feel something.
It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit
I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time
someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice
A sketch of Admiral Norrington as a crew member of the Dutchman. He has an eel attached to his arm and is infested with barnacles and coral. And yes, he still hasn’t removed the stake that Bootstrap buried in him:)
Turns out I'm a little unhinged. But not unhinged in that “Victorian hat-maker exposed to too much mercury” kinda way. Just “overworked American with no healthcare” unhinged. And it's kinda lame.
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A couple of atypically colorful logbook pages from the Bengal of Salem, Massachusetts, housed at the Providence Public Library. The ship sailed around the Pacific Ocean from 1832 to 1835 © Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
